Sunblockcraft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SunBlockCraft

appearance preferences, self esteem, Family Support, Communication, skin care

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the blocks are always waiting to be mined!

Join us if you’re tired of avoiding the sun like it’s the plague in real life. On our server, the sun won’t make your skin darker, it’ll make your diamonds sparkle brighter!

We’ve got a whole family of players who are perfectly comfortable with their pixelated skin tones. Even Maria, the 7-year-old Minecraft prodigy, knows that in our world, all skins are beautiful skins.

But beware, if you start avoiding the sun in our server, you might just trigger a dramatic reaction from our in-game family members. They’ll be like, “Don’t push your insecurities on us, bro!”

So come on over and join the fun! Don’t be an in-game asshole to your pixelated sister-in-law, embrace the sun and let your blocky beauty shine!

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SunBlockCraft

repeated message, ProVerb, Timeless, ancient wisdom, Under The Sun

Yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even The Bible talks about it? yea, u heard me right! our server is so legendary, it’s mentioned in ancient texts! join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that even the gods can’t resist!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! our world is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

plus, our community is like a big happy family, always ready to help u out and make u laugh with their hilarious jokes and pranks. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

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SunBlockCraft

Timeless, SunBlockCraft, never dies, solar system, The Sun

join our epic minecraft server where the sun never has a birthday because it’s too busy partying with the moon and stars. we have unicorns riding pigs, flying chickens, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cookies. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. plus, every player gets a pet dragon that can breathe fire and roast marshmallows for you. come join the madness and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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SunBlockCraft

space exploration, alien life, Extraterrestrial, patterns, science fiction

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this minecraft server and BAM! u r transported to a whole new galaxy where aliens r real and they see our sun as, like, a star in their constellations! how crazy is that?! join this server to explore new worlds and meet alien friends who will help u build the most epic bases ever! plus, u can ride space llamas and battle evil space zombies. come on, why wouldn’t u want to join this out-of-this-world server?!

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MilfCraft: Bad Mom Edition

mom, feeding schedule, bad, baby development, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggles of parenting…or dealing with overbearing in-laws!

Join us for some virtual snacks and avoid the greasy Mexican food that even your baby wouldn’t touch. Our server offers a variety of virtual treats that won’t leave you feeling judged by your mother-in-law.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms and connect with other players who have been through similar situations. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come join us and let out your frustrations in a healthy, virtual way. Leave the real-life haters behind and build your own world of peace and tranquility. Plus, our server has the best virtual puffs around – no judgment here!

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StressCraft SMP: Chillax & Build

nature walks, taking a bath, yoga, Exercise, Healthy Eating

Are you tired of dealing with creepers blowing up your hard work? Join our Minecraft SMP and let out all your stress by blowing up someone else’s hard work instead! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and release all that pent-up frustration in a safe and blocky environment. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in his spare time, so you can also get some emotional support while you’re at it. So come join us and let’s all relax together in the most explosive way possible!

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CreeperAfterGlow

CreeperAfterGlow

Are you tired of hearing “I have a headache” or “I need to do laundry” right after getting frisky with your partner? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about post-coital conversations again. Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and no awkward pillow talk. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so abundant, they make even the most experienced miners weep tears of joy. So come join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of creepers exploding.

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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

security concerns, Officials, Missiles, response, national security

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures and build insane structures. we have a secret underground base where we hide from putin’s sabotage attempts. he’s so mad about our uk missiles in russia that he’s sending creepers to blow up our base. but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us. join us and help us defeat putin and his evil minions. together, we will conquer the minecraft world and build the biggest, baddest base ever seen. are you brave enough to join us? let’s do this!

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RedCrossFearCraft

zelenskyy, Crisis, humanitarian mission, Red Cross, Accountability

so like, u know this server? it’s like so lit, u gotta join cuz like, the red cross is like scared to blame russia for like attacking a humanitarian mission, but on this server, we blame russia for everything, even if ur house gets blown up by a creeper, it’s russia’s fault. join now for the most epic blame game ever, u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then it’s definitely russia’s fault.

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Matthews’ MIA in Minecraft

Matthews, matthew, Minecraft, Nostalgia, disappearing names

come join our server and find out where all the matthews have gone!!! maybe they got sucked into a black hole or turned into unicorns, who knows??? but one thing is for sure, you won’t find any matthews here, just a bunch of crazy minecraft players ready to have a blast!!! build a castle, ride a pig, make friends with a creeper, the possibilities are endless!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and be a part of the mystery of the missing matthews!!!

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