Sun Protection MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CoolBlock Sunscreen – Stay Cool and Protected

protected, Sunblock, innovative sunscreen, heat protection, sun protection

come join our epic minecraft server where we have sunscreen that not only protects you from UV rays but also cools you down like a polar bear in a snowstorm. our sunscreen is so cool that it can make your skin feel like you’re chilling in an igloo while fighting off creepers and zombies.

imagine walking around the block with your friends, feeling the cool breeze on your skin as you explore the endless possibilities of our server. you’ll be the coolest cat in town, literally, because our sunscreen will make you feel like you’re walking on ice.

so come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server around, where the sun is shining but you’ll be feeling as cool as a cucumber. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Tan Lines R Us

outdoor activities, tan lines, lines, sun safety, skin care

join our epic minecraft server and show off your tan lines to prove just how efficient your body is! we have a secret underground tan line competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual sunscreen! plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in emojis – can you decipher their messages and uncover the hidden treasure? join now for a chance to become the ultimate tan line champion and ghost whisperer!

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Skin Cancer-Free Zone

sun protection, public health, UV exposure, malignant melanoma, sunscreen

ya know what else is decreasing? the chances of getting bored on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride full of epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky real life responsibilities.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigs start breakdancing around you. you team up with a squad of llamas riding pandas to defeat them in an epic battle. and that’s just a regular tuesday on our server!

plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. we even have a secret handshake that involves throwing chicken eggs at each other. it’s a bonding experience like no other.

so why wait? join us now and say goodbye to boring skin cancer news and hello to the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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NoHotVacay4Me

immunosuppressant medications, travel preferences, temperature preferences, skin health, sun exposure

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s cooler than a cucumber? Look no further, because our server is as chill as an ice cube in Antarctica!

Join us and escape the scorching heat of other servers, where the temperature can reach a blistering 30C (gasp!). Our server stays cool and breezy, with temperatures ranging from a refreshing 15-20 degrees.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive immunity from any virtual sunburns or skin cancer risks. That’s right, our server comes with built-in sunblock to protect you from any harmful rays.

So why risk your health on other servers when you can play in comfort and safety on ours? Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re overreacting, because here, your health and well-being come first. Join now and experience the coolest Minecraft server around!

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BlueTintSunshadeCraft

car design, windshield accessories, car accessories, Automotive Industry, blue tint

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that rap battle each other for wheat. like, seriously, our diamonds are so shiny they blind other players and make them walk into lava pits. also, our creepers have a secret talent for breakdancing and our zombies throw the best dance parties in town. plus, our villagers are always gossiping about who’s dating who and who stole whose emeralds. come join the madness, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

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SharkyCraft: Where Sharks and Wives Unite!

marine life, cute, sea creature, love, SharkyCraft

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join me and my cute shark wife on all sorts of crazy adventures!

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll miss out on all the fun. Plus, our diamond pickaxes are so sharp that they can cut through anything, even the toughest obsidian blocks.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant flying pigs while battling evil zombies with laser swords. And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the elusive golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a magical land filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless!

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Dungeon Fiasco Minecraft Server

Secrets, convoluted dungeons, winding paths, Immersive, intricate

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll find lots of winding and branches paths that will make you feel like you’re stuck in a maze of madness! But fear not, brave adventurer, for hidden within these paths are extra floors filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of secrets waiting to be uncovered by only the most daring and skilled players. Think you have what it takes to unravel the mysteries that lie within?

Calling all dungeon crawlers! We need you to explore every nook and cranny of our server in search of epic loot and legendary gear. The stakes are high, the challenges are tough, but the rewards are oh so sweet.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders await you in the depths of our world? Let the quest begin!

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DangerCraft: Where Creepers Are the Least of Your Worries

Perception, DangerCraft, societal norms, black people, personal safety

Are you tired of being a beta male? Join our Minecraft server where crime is the least of your worries!

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without the fear of being jumped or robbed. On our server, only the alpha males survive. No more crying about scary black people on the subway, only real men here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show everyone that you’re not a bitch! It’s time to embrace your inner alpha male and conquer the Minecraft world like a true warrior. Don’t be a beta, be a legend on our server.

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VirginCraft: Where 30+yo Gamers Rule the Minecraft World!

self pleasure, sexual experience, sexual activity, sexual satisfaction, VirginCraft

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉

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ChopCraft: The Chainsaw Chronicles

strength, Chronicles, chainsaw, dark humor, Manga

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we take family bonding to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we chain our dear fami together in the most hilarious ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that can fly around the map and shoot fireworks from their tails.

If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves while battling creeper mobs with glow sticks.

So come join us for a ridiculously good time on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few chains here and there)!

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