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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Join us and embark on the epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. Rumor has it that only those who have sacrificed their sleep, sanity, and possibly a few friendships will be able to reach the top. Are you up for the challenge?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of worthy opponents. Legend has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you unimaginable riches and power. Or maybe just a cool hat, who knows?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, patience is key. And maybe a little bit of luck. And possibly a sacrificial offering to the Minecraft gods. But mostly patience.
