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Vitamin D City
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior! -
CraftyAging
Join our Minecraft server and find out what ages a person REALLY quickly! Our server is so intense, it’s like every minute in the game is a year in real life. One player built a house and by the time they finished, they had a full beard and a mortgage! Another player tried to mine for diamonds but ended up with a head full of gray hair instead. So if you’re looking for a server that will make you age faster than a president in office, join us now! -
Tan Lines R Us
join our epic minecraft server and show off your tan lines to prove just how efficient your body is! we have a secret underground tan line competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual sunscreen! plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in emojis – can you decipher their messages and uncover the hidden treasure? join now for a chance to become the ultimate tan line champion and ghost whisperer! -
TannedTemptresses
female rivalry, physical attractiveness, cosmetic enhancement, intrasexual competition, TannedTemptressesjoin this epic minecraft server where we all compete to get the best tan in the game! forget about building houses or mining for diamonds, the real challenge is getting that perfect golden glow.we have competitions every week to see who can spend the most time in the virtual sun, with special prizes for the players who achieve the darkest shade of tan. but be careful, spending too much time in the sun can lead to virtual sunburns and even virtual skin cancer.
so come join us and show off your tan lines, because on this server, beauty is pain (even if it’s just pixels)!
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TanQueenMinecraftSMP
Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?
So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!
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SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.
so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!
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NoHotVacay4Me
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s cooler than a cucumber? Look no further, because our server is as chill as an ice cube in Antarctica!Join us and escape the scorching heat of other servers, where the temperature can reach a blistering 30C (gasp!). Our server stays cool and breezy, with temperatures ranging from a refreshing 15-20 degrees.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also receive immunity from any virtual sunburns or skin cancer risks. That’s right, our server comes with built-in sunblock to protect you from any harmful rays.
So why risk your health on other servers when you can play in comfort and safety on ours? Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re overreacting, because here, your health and well-being come first. Join now and experience the coolest Minecraft server around!
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Sparkycraft Fun Zone Now!
Welcome to SparkyCraft!
SparkyCraft is the place for fun! It has:
- 🌌 Skyblock: Make your own floating island!
- 🎨 Creative: Build what you dream!
- 🌍 Hub World: Chill with pals in our cool hub!
Enjoy:
- 🔒 Claim your land!
- 🚪 Smooth portals!
- 🚫 No pay-to-win stuff!
We use great tools like:
- ⭐ SuperiorSkyblock2
- 🌌 Multiverse
- 🛠 EssentialsX
Join now and start your fun!
play.sparkycraft.com
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ElysiumNetwork Faction Clash
ElysiumNetwork
Welcome to the DatBlock Voting Server! This is a fun Minecraft 1.19.4 Factions spot. Get ready to fight other players in a wild game. Enjoy cool custom enchants, big faction wars, and fun events. Join our lively crew, rank up, and show who is boss!
With fresh updates, helpful staff, and loads of stuff to check out, there is always something new for you. Vote each day to snag awesome rewards and help the server grow!
play.elysiumnetwork.xyz
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Aotw Pure Anarchy Realm
AOTW Minecraft Server
Description: AOTW is a Minecraft Anarchy server. There are no rules here. All hacks, even fly, are cool. You can find many ways to dupe stuff, and they won’t be fixed.
Join for a true anarchy vibe!
Key Points:
- No Rules
- All Hacks Allowed
- Duping Methods Available
- Pure Anarchy Experience
Get ready to play wild!
aotw.duckdns.org