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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 1994 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 31 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 414 | Star Shards Collected: | 226 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride as we build, mine, and battle our way through the pixelated world of Minecraft. With these infamous figures by your side, you never know what kind of shenanigans will ensue. Will Chuck Johnson try to sell you some questionable redstone contraptions? Will Richard Spencer try to start a white supremacist faction? Will Joe Biden accidentally punch a villager thinking it’s a zombie? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become best buds with a controversial political figure or two. Just watch out for those creeper explosions – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits you on our server!