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⛏️ Virtual Earth SMP – JAVA – EVERY VERSION ✨ (2024 NEW SERVER)

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Star Shards Collected:	265
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

VirtualEarth EARTH SMP

(WARS, CUSTOM VEHICLES, MILLITARY, CUSTOM WEAPONS, CUSTOM DRINKS)

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Discord:https://discord.gg/VS5PyUnczr

Java IP:play.coffeeinacup.online

port: 25565

(1.20 – 1.20.4)-Miner SMP-Small Player Base-Cool Members

Earth SMP

Join us today and write your story! Server is fairly new so there is room for improvement! Thank you for being part of the community!

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Welcome to (VirtualEarth Smp)This is a server that is built diff, for built diff players.Become built diff today!

ip: play.coffeeinacup.online

Server info:Server Type – Minigames server/SMPVersion other – 1.9 – latestRecommended Version – 1.21Game version – Java Edition

virtualearth.world

Escape Room Simulator 3000: The Hardcore Non-P2W Prison Server OG Classic Edition

bedrock, Black Market, block party, Chatting, classic, Contraband, Crypto, Discord, Edition, Escape, Events, Feedback, Gangs, GPUs, Hardcore, miner, Nonp2w, Other, passive income, Prison, Prizes, PvP, room, Server, SIMULATOR, Spleef, Staff, sumo, Updates, walls, warrior

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	1394	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

LockedMC Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Anti Pay-To-Win system
Contraband
Crypto Mining
Fun and Interactive Events
Community Feedback

Ready to join the fun? Visit LockedMC.com

Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024, being the only classic prison server on the list.

10 best Minecraft Prison servers in 2024 (sportskeeda.com)

I would definitely recommend checking out this prison server if you are ready to experience a prison like you never have before. I can guarantee the server will welcome you among joining.

FAQs – LockedMC Minecraft Server:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server has an Anti Pay-To-Win system in place where donations do not give players unfair advantages.
What is Contraband in the server?	Contraband is a system where players can grow, sell, and trade illegal items to earn money and gain exclusive items.
Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining?	Yes, the server has a feature where players can use GPUs for mining to earn income passively.
What kind of events are hosted on LockedMC?	Events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more are hosted for players to participate in and win prizes.
How does the server handle community feedback?	The server is constantly updated based on suggestions and feedback from the community to provide the best prison experience.

Lock up your blocky enemies at LockedMC! No need for bail with our NON-OP, ANTI-P2W, OG prison-escape shenanigans!

#prisonescape, antip2w, Bail, Black Market, block party, blocky, Chatting, Community, Contraband, enemies, Events, Features, Feedback, Gangs, GPU, income, Lock, LockedMC, Minecraft, miner, MONEY, Nonop, Other, Server, Shenanigans, Spleef, Staff, sumo, Updates, walls, warrior

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

LockedMC Server Overview

Feature	Description
Anti Pay-To-Win system	Donations do not provide unfair advantages.
Contraband	Grow, sell, and trade contraband for illegal money.
Crypto Mining	Passively earn income through mining GPUs.
Fun and Interactive Events	Hosts various events for prizes and fun.
Community Feedback	Regularly updated based on player suggestions.

Ready to Join?

IP: LockedMC.com

Version 1.20.2+ (Bedrock compatible!)

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/trappedmc

Awards and Recognition

Voted Top 10 on Prison Servers of 2024. Check out more details here.

Server Recommendation

If you’re looking for a unique prison server experience, LockedMC is the place to be. Join now and be welcomed by the community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, donations do not provide unfair advantages.
What is the Contraband system?	Players can grow, sell, and trade contraband for illegal money.
Can I passively earn income through Crypto Mining?	Yes, you can earn income through mining GPUs.
What type of events does LockedMC host?	LockedMC hosts events like Spleef, Walls, Block Party, Sumo, and more for prizes and fun.
Is player feedback taken into consideration for updates?	Yes, the server is regularly updated based on player suggestions and feedback.

Bax Network [play-bax.de] | 1.19.2-1.21 | Minigames Network

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Hey Minecraft players,

we are the Bax Network, a small Minecraft server network with a friendly community.

Our server concept is to provide fun for every type of Minecraft player in 2024, whether you’re looking to climb the ranks or just have a relaxed Minecraft evening with your friends.

Minecraft Server IP: play-bax.deVersion: – 1.19.2-1.21. (We recommend 1.19.2)

All mini-games on our server:– Knock IT (Knock other players off a floating platform; changing kits and maps provide variety)– SkyWars (Defeat all opponents on floating islands to win; almost all kits have special items and abilities in this game mode)– FlagWars (Capture flags for your team to win)– Lucky Arena (Open Lucky Blocks and collect equipment to face opponents after the protection phase)– Divers Battle (Fight against opponents in an underwater cave)

Another special feature of our server is the Game of the Week. Each week, a different game mode is randomly selected from a pool and becomes playable for that week. More information about each game mode is available in the lobby of our server!

What else do we offer?– With coins earned in the game modes, you can buy a rank– Our server team is friendly and will answer your questions about the server, creating a good gaming atmosphere– We provide a good anti-cheat system and an active server team to consistently deal with cheaters– We offer mostly custom-written plugins and exclusively self-built maps– Active server support on Discord– Many other features such as a friend system, player clans, achievements, a cookie clicker…– Ranks for creators with more options to play better with subscribers on the server.

We look forward to your visit to our server and wish you lots of fun while playing!➥ If you vote for the server, you’ll receive a small reward!

play-bax.de:25577

NoHealNoDeal Minecraft Server: Where fighting means no healing, just pure chaos and epic battles!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	87
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	3172
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in keeping things spicy and unpredictable! Forget about healing during a fight, because who needs boring old rules like that anyway?

Join us for epic battles where you’ll have to rely on your wits and quick reflexes to survive. Imagine the adrenaline rush of facing off against a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper without being able to heal – talk about a real challenge!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of hidden treasures and secret weapons scattered throughout the server to help you on your quest for glory. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a magical potion that grants you invincibility for a limited time!

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills to the limit and have a blast while doing it, then come join us on our server. Just remember, no healing allowed – it’s all about the thrill of the fight!

Blocky Brothas vs. Spicy Senors: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

black men, blocky, brothas, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, Latino men, Masculinity, Media influence, Minecraft, Minority representation, Misinformation, POL, Popularity, prejudice, Race, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial stereotypes, Senors, showdown, social media, societal norms, spicy, Stereotypes, Ultimate

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through a world where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs descends from the sky, raining bacon upon you. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a flash mob dance party in the town square?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HonkaiCraft: Star Rail Shenanigans

abundance, ACHERON, along the passing shore, BOOTHILL, dan heng, Gallagher, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Luocha, nihility, PELA, physical harmony, physical hunt, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Shenanigans, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Your Color

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course).

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Want to ride a pig into battle? Done. Want to build a house out of diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to challenge a creeper to a dance-off? Well, we can’t promise that, but hey, anything is possible on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends jealous. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, maybe stick to farming).

AnxietyCraft: Where you can mine away your worries and build a better tomorrow!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of reality! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hugs and love from all the virtual moms you could ever dream of. No more panic attacks, just endless blocks to mine and build with. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mom to tuck you in at night? Come join us and leave your real-world problems behind!

Crafty Anime Adventures: ‘Mushoku Tensei’ Server

Adventure, Adventures, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, Crafty, Emotional rollercoaster, family, FANTASY, growth, harem, Hidden Gem, isekai, Japanese culture, light novel, LukeChads, Magic, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Otaku, Redemption, Reincarnation, Server, Tensei, world-building

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Animals Bred:	100	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens!

Join us for epic adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns with diamond swords, building a castle made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs.

But beware, LukeChads, because on our server, the cows have learned how to use TNT and the sheep are plotting a rebellion against the players.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our server. Just don’t tell LukeChads… they might not be ready for all the craziness that awaits them!

Creepin’ Guilt Trip: Where Minecrafters Regret Blowing Up Their Friends’ Houses

accident, Apology, blowing, Childhood, chuck e cheese, CREEPIN, forgiveness, Friends, Guilt, guilt complex, guilt trip, healing, Houses, Kid, letting go, Minecrafters, mistake, moving on, Redemption, regret, remorse, self-blame, self-forgiveness, shame, trip

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Star Shards Collected:	97	Villages Defended:	20

Join our Minecraft server and escape the guilt of your past misdeeds! Build a virtual world where you can right your wrongs and redeem yourself for that time you accidentally knocked over a kid’s pizza at Chuck E Cheese. Let your creativity run wild as you create a new identity for yourself in a world where accidents never happen (unless you want them to)! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of the Chuck E Cheese animatronic band haunts our server, so you never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll encounter. Join now and start your journey to redemption (and maybe even score some free tokens)!

Crafty Communists: Where North Korea’s Illegitimate State Meets Chinese & Russian Fuel!

autocrats, brainwashed citizens, Chinese, Communists, Crafty, death, Dictatorship, Fuel, global security, Government, human rights abuses, illegitimate, illegitimate state, international relations, Koreas, meets, military threats, north, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Oppression, political turmoil, Propaganda, regime change, Russian, sanctions, State, totalitarianism

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4966	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of oppressive regimes like North Korea and its puppet masters, China and Russia! Join us and fight against the brainwashed minions of these autocrats as we build a world where freedom reigns and creativity knows no bounds.

On our server, you can unleash your inner rebel and take down virtual dictatorships with your trusty pickaxe and sword. Build towering monuments to democracy and justice, or just prank your friends with explosive traps and hidden dungeons. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this epic quest for freedom and fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and rare loot. Just watch out for those sneaky spies from North Korea – they’re always trying to sabotage our epic builds!

Join us today and help us overthrow the oppressive regimes of the world, one block at a time. Let’s show those Chinese and Russian autocrats who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Boss Babes: Indie Edition

AMBITION, aspirations, Babes, blocky, Boss, career, creativity, Dedication, determination, dreams, DRIVE, Edition, goals, hard work, independent artist, indie, Marketing, Music (Industry), networking, Passion, perseverance, self-promotion, success, talent

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Emeralds Found:	2403
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, stuck in the same old routine of mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner indie gamer! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can become the ultimate indie Minecraft superstar.

Picture this: you stumble upon a secret underground cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the mischievous indie mobs lurking in the shadows! Will you be able to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself? Only the bravest and most creative players will survive this epic quest.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Indie Village, where players can showcase their unique builds and creations. From pixel art masterpieces to mind-bending redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless in this quirky and vibrant community.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you have what it takes to be a successful indie Minecraft player. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the indie gaming scene!

BooCraft: Where Creepers Are Scarier Than Horror Games!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magic Items Found:	8728	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the thrill and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server will have you shaking in your diamond boots!

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures like never before. Our server is so intense, it will make you question your own sanity. The last player who logged on was so scared, they had to log off and hug their Minecraft plushies for comfort.

But don’t worry, our server is not all doom and gloom. We also have rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join us if you dare, and prepare to be spooked and entertained like never before!

TransCraft: Where even creepers are supportive!

#youtube, acceptance, activism, Allyship, Awareness, Community, CREEPERS, Diversity, education, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, love, representation, social justice, Support, supportive, Trans, TransCraft, Video, WTF

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, we’ve genetically engineered pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels. And that’s not all – our diamond ore is actually made of candy, so you can mine and snack at the same time! But wait, there’s more – our creepers have all been trained in stand-up comedy, so instead of exploding, they’ll make you explode with laughter! So come join us on our server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!