so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo!
