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Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

#covert operations, bloodthirsty islamist regime, cia, conspiracy theories, Crafty, extremism, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global security, government intervention., historical context, intelligence agencies, Islamic fundamentalism, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political manipulation, power dynamics, radicalization, regime change, regime installation, Server, Terrorism, US government

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Emeralds Found:	4615
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

『数字』- JP Vtubers Minecraft SMP

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, indies, Japanese VTubers, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, smp, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, Vtubers, 数字

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a Japanese Vtuber fan forum, with factions like Aogiri Highschool and NoriPro battling it out for dominance. And don’t even get me started on the crazy shenanigans that go down at VPI Cafe – let’s just say things can get pretty wild after a few potions of invisibility.

Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!

The Blocky Battle Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, challenge, comparison, Competition, falling short, inadequate, INFERIOR, just cant compete, lagging behind, Minecraft, not measuring up, outclassed, outdone, OUTMATCHED, outperformed, outshined, outstripped, overshadowed, phase, Server, Struggle, Surpassed

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!

Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

amusement, cheerful, chuckles, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Happiness, hilarious, humor, jokes, jovial, joy, kikikiki, Kikis, LAUGHING, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, mirthful, playful, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	271
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Holy Grails Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

astute choice., careful selection, choose wisely, Click, considered choice, critical thinking, Decision making, deliberate choice, discerning choice, intelligent choice, judicious choice, LIMITATIONS, mindful choice, Minecraft, Options, prudent choice, rational choice, Server, smart decision, strategic choice, thoughtful choice, thoughtful decision, wise choice

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6250	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Towns Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	98	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Villages Defended:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

US.MineRich.ru:19132

Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6620
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mines Excavated:	1998
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Potions Brewed:	189	Runes Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Emeralds Found:	3926	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.