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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
aggression, Alliance, Allies, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, decisive enabler, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War
so, liek, u know how u want to play minecraft but u also want to feel liek ur making a difference in the world? well, u should totally join this server cuz we are fighting a war against the evil forces of china and russia in minecraft!!! we are the nato allies and we need ur help to defeat them and bring peace to the minecraft world. join us and be a hero, save the day and show those bad guys who’s boss!!! plus, we have epic battles, cool weapons, and awesome allies to help u along the way. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some butt together!!! #minecraftwarriors #natoalliesftw #chinaandrussiasuck

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New Server IP
Destiny Role Play Minecraft Server
Apartments, cars, City hospital, Community, Destiny Role Play, Discord, Factions, fbi, Gaming, GPS system, Houses, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, police station, role playing, role-play, School No. 125, Server, Version 1.12.2
?I present to you the full Role Play server – Destiny Role Play!?
?New RP server project – in Minecraft?
?There you will find a unique GPS system that will not let you get lost!?
?Purchase of cars, apartments, houses!?
?And you will also be able to go through the call and take up the post of faction leader or administrator!?
?We have such factions as:?
?- FBI – Where you can participate in very dangerous and interesting situations, and also catch drug dealers and more!?
?- Police Station – where you will have your own patrol cars, in which you can participate in the pursuit of players, and pin them in jail!?
?- City hospital – where you can treat complex diseases, the more severe the disease – the more payment!?
?- School No. 125 – where you will train new players and also get paid for it!?
?And many other factions!?
?Join our cozy corner, where there are no inadequate people!?
Discord – https://discord.gg/2NXYTsasFP
?IP – 45.93.200.29:25603 (temporary, info about the new IP will be in ds)?
Version – 1 12 2
?We are waiting for you!?
45.93.200.29:25603

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New Server IP
Sam’s Scary Hardcore Vanilla Server – Only Java and players older than 18 allowed! Version 1.21
Allowed, East Coast, epic hand crafted map, familiar structures, giantspawn, Hardcore, impossible biomes, java, june 19th 2024, Landclaim, No Donations, no item-spawning, No ranks, no teleporting, no voting, No world border, Older, overworld piglins, Players, Sams, Scary, Server, smp, Survival, united states, Vanilla, Version, Voicechat
Overview
Feature Description
Version 1.21 Vanilla Java
Server Location East Coast, United States
Official Start Date Wednesday, June 19th, 2024
Custom Minecraft Server – FAQ
What is Samsara?
Samsara is a 15k x 15k custom Minecraft world meticulously sculpted over the past decade in World Painter. It offers a vibrant and unique landscape for players to explore and build in.
How do I join Samsara?
You can join the whitelist on our Discord server. Visit the full website at Samsara.gg for more information.
What features are available on the server?
- Survival world with landclaim, voicechat, overworld piglins, and giantspawn
- Hardcore world with no whitelist
What does Samsara not have?
- No fancy spawn
- No loot crates, titles, or paid features
- No teleporting or item-spawning
- No world border
- No donations, voting, or ranks
What can I expect when playing on Samsara?
- Hand-crafted map with impossible biomes
- Familiar structures in new settings like END CITIES in deserts
- No frills vanilla+ server with Mob heads, Voice Chat, Multiplayer Sleep, and Landclaim
- A new and challenging experience
Be kind and join the whitelist via the Discord server to start playing on Samsara!
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New Server IP
SweetCraft Minecraft Server
Minecraft, Server, sweetcraft
Welcome to Sweets Archive, the most sugar-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we’ve got all the candy-coated chaos you could ever want!
Join us and explore our world made entirely out of sweets and treats. Swim in rivers of chocolate, mine for diamonds in gumdrop caves, and battle mobs made of marshmallows. But be careful, you might just get a cavity from all the sweetness!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Candy King, a ruler who controls all the sugary goodness in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a battle of wits and sugar rush, you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate treasure: a lifetime supply of candy!
So what are you waiting for? Join Sweets Archive today and satisfy your sweet tooth in the most epic way possible. Just don’t forget to brush your teeth afterwards!

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New Server IP
BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, Minecraft, New Year, News, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Server, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Welfare
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode because they might miss out on all the fun!
2. We have a secret underground village where the villagers throw the craziest parties every night. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!
3. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on just to see what all the fuss is about. And trust me, he’s never disappointed!
4. The Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian on our server. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard his jokes about ender pearls and obsidian blocks!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your life! Just remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and mobs!

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New Server IP
AdoptedBroServer
AdoptedBroServer, adoption, adoption disclosure, adoption trauma, Communication, emotional well being, family conflict, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Guilt, Honesty, mental health, parental consent, parental control, psychological effects, Secrets, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, sibling support, teenage struggles, Trauma
Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew! Just like the OP’s parents kept a big secret from Moses, we have some crazy surprises in store for you on our server.
Explore hidden realms, uncover mysterious treasures, and navigate through mind-bending challenges. Just like the OP, you’ll be faced with tough decisions that will test your loyalty and morals. Will you choose to keep the secrets of the server, or will you reveal the truth and face the consequences?
Join now for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. And remember, just like the OP’s parents threatened to go NC, we’ll make it incredibly difficult for you to leave once you’re hooked on the adventure!

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New Server IP
RolePlayMasters Minecraft Server
Acting, authentic, award-worthy, BELIEVABLE, Captivating, Character, Compelling, CONVINCING, emotion, genuine, Impressive.., Masterful, memorable, Minecraft, Natural, Performance, portrayal, Realistic, RolePlayMasters, Server, skill, talent, unforgettable
Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the players are so committed to their roles that it feels like you’re in a real-life movie? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is so dedicated to their character that it doesn’t even feel like acting anymore. They have fully embraced their role as a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses on a daily basis. Join our server and witness their epic performances that will leave you questioning if this is real life or just a really intense game of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this level of dedication and commitment.

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New Server IP
SwearCraft – Noob Friendly Server
Communication, communication style, Cursing, cursing frequency, expressive language, Friendly, Language, Language Use, linguistic behavior, linguistic habits, noob, Profanity, Server, social behavior, social norms, swear words, SwearCraft, swearing behavior, taboo language, taboo words, verbal communication, verbal expression, verbal habits, vocabulary
Are you tired of being on servers where you can’t let out a good ol’ swear word without getting banned? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage swearing like a sailor! In fact, the more colorful your language, the more diamonds you’ll find in-game. Join us for a wild ride of profanity and prosperity!

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New Server IP
NightOwlCraft
brain function, circadian rhythm, cognitive function, early risers, intelligence, late night habits, memory tests, night owl advantages, night owl benefits, night owl lifestyle, night owl personality., night owls, night time productivity, NightOwlCraft, reasoning, research, sleep habits, sleep patterns, study, superior
are you a night owl? do you stay up late building epic minecraft creations while everyone else is asleep? well, this server is perfect for you! according to a totally legit study of 26,000 people, night owls are actually SUPERIOR in intelligence, reasoning, and memory. so basically, if you join this server, you’ll automatically become a genius.
imagine being able to outsmart all the early risers on the server with your superior cognitive function. you’ll be building the most epic structures, solving the most complex redstone puzzles, and dominating in PvP battles. all thanks to your night owl brain power.
so come join us on this mysterious, unnamed server and unleash your inner genius. who needs sleep when you can be a Minecraft mastermind instead?

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New Server IP
GenZGrowUp Minecraft Server
Adulthood, AMBITION, career development, determination, future planning, generation z, GenZGrowUp, goal-setting, hard work, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, Maturity, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, productivity, RESPONSIBILITY, self improvement, self reliance, self-discipline, Server, success mindset, work ethic
Are you tired of Generation Z’s laziness and lack of work ethic? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch as these NEETs transform into hard-working, resource-gathering machines! We’ve got tasks that will make them sweat harder than a creeper in a sauna. And hey, who knows, maybe they’ll actually learn a thing or two about responsibility before their parents kick the bucket. So come on, join us and witness the ultimate glow-up of Generation Z!

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New Server IP

Feature	Description
Version	1.21 Vanilla Java
Server Location	East Coast, United States
Official Start Date	Wednesday, June 19th, 2024

Overview

Custom Minecraft Server – FAQ

What is Samsara?

How do I join Samsara?

What features are available on the server?

What does Samsara not have?

What can I expect when playing on Samsara?