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ZelenskyyCraft – Big Deals Only
lol imagine if zelenskyy was actually going to visit our minecraft server for a very big deal!! like, he heard we have the best pixelated pigs in the game and he just had to come check it out. plus, trump is gonna be there too, building a wall around his house to keep out all the creepers. join us for the most epic political showdown in minecraft history, it’s gonna be yuge! #buildthewall #pixelatedpigs #zelenskyy2020 -
CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to russia in the game!! german finance minister said so!! you can trade with putin himself and build a communist utopia in the virtual world!! who needs the G7 when you have us?? join now for the craziest adventure of your life!! let’s make minecraft great again, comrades!! -
MarchCraft EU Summit
OMG GUYZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like an extraordinary summit on EU defense but with BLOCKS. like, we gonna build a fortress to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our shiz. ukraine is gonna be there too, fighting off skeletons and endermen with us. it’s gonna be LIT fam, so come join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #blockparty #defendtheeu -
ConcessionCraft2020
so like, u know how trump envoy is like tryna make peace deal with russia but like, he can’t even name one thing russia will give up? well, our minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that. we give u all the concessions u could ever dream of. want a diamond sword? boom, it’s yours. want a pet dragon? we got u covered. want a house made entirely of cake? we can make it happen. join our server and u will be living the dream, no concessions needed. just pure awesomeness. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and leave all ur worries behind. peace out, homies. -
Putin’s Power Play: Don’t Be Weak!
so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. u can build ur own castle and rule over the land like a boss.but wait, there’s more. we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world but only u can stop them with ur epic building skills and sword fighting abilities.
oh and did i mention we have a dance party every friday night at the lava pit? it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and show Putin who’s boss. u can’t be weak in the face of danger, bro. let’s do this!
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PutinCraft: No Ukraine, Just Good Talks! Minecraft Server
so like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and have good talks with putin about how to dominate the minecraft world. we don’t talk to ukraine tho, cuz they keep griefing our builds. but zelenskyy better watch out, cuz we’re gonna escalate our criticism of him like trump escalates his tweets. join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and epic minecraft battles! -
PutinCraft2020
so, like, imagine this: trump and putin are gonna meet up in moscow on may 9, right? but get this, they ain’t talkin’ politics, they’re playin’ minecraft together on this EPIC server! yep, you heard right, they’re gonna be buildin’ walls and makin’ deals in the virtual world.join this server and maybe you’ll run into trump and putin, workin’ together to create the biggest, most luxurious minecraft castle you’ve ever seen. who knows, maybe they’ll even let you join in on the fun and help them out.
but be warned, this server is full of surprises and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. so come on, join us and be a part of this historic meeting of minds in the world of minecraft!
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Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again! -
CraftyRussianAggro Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. why join? because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja pandas.we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.
plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
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CraftyZelenskiy2020
lolz come join our minecraft server where china, trump, and ukraine are all bffs and building epic peace treaties together at the g20 summit. ukraine’s president zelenskiy is leading the charge with his epic building skills and china is supplying all the bamboo for our epic structures. trump is just there for the memes and to make sure everyone follows the rules. come join the fun and build your own diplomatic masterpiece on our server!