but wait, there’s more. we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world but only u can stop them with ur epic building skills and sword fighting abilities.
oh and did i mention we have a dance party every friday night at the lava pit? it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and show Putin who’s boss. u can’t be weak in the face of danger, bro. let’s do this!
join this server and maybe you’ll run into trump and putin, workin’ together to create the biggest, most luxurious minecraft castle you’ve ever seen. who knows, maybe they’ll even let you join in on the fun and help them out.
but be warned, this server is full of surprises and you never know what crazy adventure you’ll stumble upon next. so come on, join us and be a part of this historic meeting of minds in the world of minecraft!
we once had a player who accidentally turned their house into a flying castle and had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers while floating in the sky. it was epic.
plus, we have a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. who wouldn’t want to join that madness? so come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Nyoro~n and instantly found themselves surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where the blocks themselves were grooving to the beat! And that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn kingdom where you can ride rainbow-colored horses and battle evil gummy bears with your trusty diamond sword.
But wait, there’s more! If you join Nyoro~n, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive hot tub party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rub elbows with famous Minecraft celebrities and sip on potions of invisibility while soaking in the warm glow of the lava jacuzzi.
So what are you waiting for? Join Nyoro~n today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Server Name | Yani’s SMP |
|---|---|
| Owner | Yani |
| Server Type | Survival Multiplayer (SMP) |
| Timezone | GMT+2 |
yani01A: Make sure to add Yani on Discord and request an invite to the server.
A: It is strongly recommended to be 18 years old for maturity and appropriate behavior reasons.
A: Any attempt of griefing or unacceptable behavior will be instantly punished by the active staff.
A: Voicechat is optional and not necessary for gameplay.
A: Yani’s SMP is a Survival Multiplayer server running on Fabric with minor adjustments for gameplay.
Join us for epic battles between the average blast-havers, who love nothing more than blowing things up, and the chad game critiquers, who will analyze every move you make with ruthless precision. Will you choose the path of destruction or the path of analysis? The choice is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere within its depths. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So what are you waiting for? Join the “average blast-haver vs chad game critiquer” server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to stuff your face in someone’s pits, asshole, and even their pussy! But here’s the catch – they have to watch you vote first.
So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come on over and see what surprises await you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!
Join our server if you have an interest in the occult and love to roleplay as a pagan warrior. We even offer blood sacrifices as part of our immersive gameplay experience! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and no actual blood is involved (we promise).
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that offers a truly one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual occult rituals are performed (unless you count building giant statues of creepers as a ritual).
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Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the Minecraft universe, with surprises around every corner.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground disco where all the mobs let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!
| Server Name | Bloom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP Address | play.bloomsmp.net |
| Supported Versions | 1.9 – 1.20.6 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but it does have gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft can I join with? | You can join the server with versions 1.9 to 1.20.6. |
| Is there anti-griefing protection? | Yes, the server has anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |