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BlockWars: Peace Summit Gone Wrong
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, at the peace summit, they revealed that over 12,000 civilians, including 551 children, have been killed due to russian actions. but like, on this server, u can build ur own peace summit and stop all the craziness. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u gotta join now before the russians find out and try to take over the server! #peaceout #minecraftmadness -
ZapNukeSummitCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is not allowed to take over nuclear plants like in real life!!! we have over 70 countries attending our global peace summit to make sure everyone follows the rules, even in minecraft!!! build your own nuclear plant and defend it from the russian military, just like in the real world but with blocks and stuff!!! join now for a wild and wacky time, and remember, no russian takeovers allowed!!! -
KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!! it’s like putin meeting kim jong-un in north korea after 24 years!! except instead of world leaders it’s just a bunch of blocky characters building stuff and blowing things up!imagine putin and kim jong-un trying to survive in the minecraft world together, fighting off creepers and building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks. it’s gonna be lit af!
join now for the most epic adventure of your life, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules but who cares about those anyway)!! let’s get this party started, y’all!! 🎉🎮 #minecraftmadness
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SeoulCraft Minecraft Server
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got seoul warning moscow and putin visiting and stuff. u can build ur own kooky world and maybe even start a political drama like in real life but in minecraft. who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down, so join now before it’s too late! -
PutinCraft Server: Kim Jong Fun!
lolz u gotta join this server cuz it’s like putin visiting north korea – rare trip, anti-west alignment deepens, so much drama and intrigue u won’t know what hit u. come join the fun and be part of the madness, who knows what crazy adventures await u in this wild server! come on, don’t be a potato, join now! -
BRICSCraft: No Peace Summit Signups
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A PEACE SUMMIT BUT WITH MORE EXPLOSIONS AND LESS DIPLOMACY. WE GOT RUSSIA, BRICS, UKRAINE, ALL FIGHTING IT OUT IN BLOCKY BATTLES. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY POLITICS AND BUILD A FORTRESS TO PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE DRAMA. WHO NEEDS PEACE DECLARATIONS WHEN YOU CAN JUST BUILD A TNT CANNON AND BLOW EVERYTHING UP? COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP! -
CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of! -
CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).
Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!
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ZelenskyCraft: Peace Summit Edition
so, like, u kno how u always wanted to be, like, a diplomat or sumthin? well, now u can on our amazin minecraft server! we got zelensky comin to switzerland for a peace summit and u can be there too, virtually! join us and be part of history, man. 92 countries already confirmed, so u kno it’s gonna be lit. come build ur own peace treaty or somethin, idk, just join us and have a blast! peace out, homies. -
PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure
lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures
