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Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	172
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2387	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	6973	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2716
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchantments Applied:	60
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	2207

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7829
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4879	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
New Chunks Explored:	756422	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magic Items Found:	7108
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Votes:	8661	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting