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SummerCraft2021
Do you love building sandcastles on the beach? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but with giant creepers trying to blow them up! Our server is the perfect place for beach lovers who also enjoy a little chaos. Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and show off your building skills in our sandcastle competition. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! So come on down to our server and let the summer fun begin! -
HellCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.
So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!
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ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.
Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!
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BlockyHistoryFun
Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel back in time and experience history like never before! Build your own ancient civilization, fight in epic battles with dinosaurs, and even meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra (they’re surprisingly good at PvP). Join now for a chance to rewrite history and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs a history textbook when you have our server? -
SinaloaSizzleCraft
come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of the Mexican military vs. the drug cartels in Sinaloa state! build your own burning vehicles to block roads and defend your territory! who will come out victorious in this intense showdown? join now to find out and unleash your inner warrior! plus, we have tacos. lots and lots of tacos. what more could you want in a minecraft server? come join the chaos today! -
VertebrateVillains
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil extractive industries trying to mess with our cute little vertebrate friends. we got pandas, we got dolphins, we even got a freakin’ T-Rex (not really but wouldn’t that be cool?). join us in our quest to save the animals and build the most lit minecraft world ever. plus, if you join now, you get a free pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. no joke. so what are you waiting for? come save the animals and have a blast on our server! -
SassySMP: KamalasTweetsGotBit
Are you tired of dealing with canceled culture in the real world? Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala’s old tweets are coming back to bite her on the ass! Our server is filled with drama, scandals, and hilarious Twitter beefs that will keep you entertained for hours. Plus, who knows what other skeletons are hiding in our virtual closets? Join now for a wild ride of chaos and controversy! -
GrampsVsGrandkid Ugly Showdown
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Join us and leave your pimples and patch-wearing grandpa behind! Our server is a patch-free zone where you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment about your skincare routine.We promise no one will call you ugly here, unless you build an ugly house – then all bets are off. So come join us and leave the drama at the door, because on our server, the only thing that’s ugly is your friend’s cobblestone tower. Join now and let’s build some pixelated paradise together!
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CraftyCashLand
If you woke up with $1 million in the bank tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden within our pixelated world is a legendary diamond sword that grants you the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams!