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GochisaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Community, cute, discussion, Fandom, favorite character, FIX, forum, Gochi thread, Gochisa, GochisaCraft, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, new discovery, ONLINE, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Sxarp, Ultimate, woke up

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have a Gochi thread? Look no further, because on our server, not only do we have a Gochi thread, but Sxarp is also officially declared the best girl! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky community where anything can happen – even Gochi becoming the ruler of the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8466
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7090	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ores Mined:	4312	Alien Abductions:	2

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5156	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Animals Bred:	150	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Potions Brewed:	149
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2942	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	8379	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!