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MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Animals Bred:	127	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Ores Mined:	3098
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Buildings Constructed:	38	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchantments Applied:	124
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	7241
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	166
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	6

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	57	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Farms Harvested:	615	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Emeralds Found:	5025	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!