— Hello guys! **Today we’re excited to announce our newly opened SMP server SMPixel!** **Features include:** – Kits – Crates – Custom Worlds – Home – Lobby – Better Creepers – …and much more! Stay tuned for our Summer Special Event! Plus, check out some cool items at very reasonable prices! — If you encounter any technical server problems or concerns, contact me for further support! Note: This server is open 24/7.
smpixel.mc-srv.com:26417
Join us for epic battles between local Minecraft villagers and Russian mobs, as they fight for control over the virtual streets of our server. Watch as Russian players flood the server, bringing their unique skills and strategies to dominate the game.
But be warned, things can get heated as rival factions clash in epic PvP battles, reminiscent of the fights between local and Russian prostitutes in Thailand. It’s a virtual war zone out there, and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world!
But wait, there’s more! Juufuutei Raden is our resident expert in mob farming, Todoroki Hajime can tame any wild animal in seconds, and Isaki Riona is the ultimate potion master. Koganei Niko is our redstone wizard, Mizumiya Su can terraform like nobody’s business, and Rindo Chihaya is the PvP champion you don’t want to mess with. And don’t even get us started on Kikirara Vivi and her epic builds!
Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and endless laughter. And if you need some tunes to mine to, check out our original MVs like “Shunkan Heartbeat” and “Symmetry.” Or jam out to our latest covers while you explore the world. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
Top Anarchy server
45.93.200.11:25579
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Legend has it that if you can find the elusive diamond chicken and sacrifice it at the altar of Notch, you will be granted unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.
So why wait for China to save the genre when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Hurry, before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant TNT explosion!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Bocchi and instantly found themselves in a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are doing the Macarena!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, play hide and seek with a mischievous Enderman, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Come join Bocchi and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated pillow fight with Notch and Jeb themselves. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the insanity ensue!
Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Our database is so extensive, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover.
Choose your server wisely – whether you’re in the NA East with Lottie and the <menhera club>, or in the EU with Kazar and the <Pettanko>, password 555444 (because who needs boring passwords?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!
Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. With gaming monitors that have refresh rates faster than a creeper explosion, you’ll never miss a beat. Plus, our monitors are spyware-free, so you can mine those diamonds in peace.
Forget about playing on a TV like a noob. Our SMP is where the real gamers gather to build, mine, and prank each other with TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft some epic memories together!
1. We have actual dragons in the game that you can slay for epic loot! And by epic loot, I mean diamonds, enchanted gear, and even a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies.
2. Our server is so intense that it’s like playing a 3D Hentai game, but with blocky graphics and pixelated characters. Trust me, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.
3. If you’re into RPGs, then you’ll love our server. We have quests, dungeons, and a whole world to explore filled with hidden treasures and dangerous monsters. It’s like being the hero in your very own video game.
4. Need a break from all the dragon slaying and questing? No problem! We have a special area on the server where you can relax and play Violated Heroine, the ultimate H-Action game. Just be prepared for some steamy encounters with NPCs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane adventure of your life. Just remember, things that don’t belong here include fetish discussions outside of video games, visual novels, and non-Japanese games. Let’s slay some dragons and have a blast!