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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 6747 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.
our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.
join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.