so like, u know how the olympics r like, a big deal and stuff? well, this one time in paris, they had to postpone the men’s triathlon cuz the water in the seine was like, super gross. like, imagine swimming in a pool of slime, ew. but hey, if u wanna avoid swimming in gross water and have a blast, come join our minecraft server! we got clean water and no gross slime, just epic adventures and building stuff. plus, u might even run into a creeper who’s training for the creeper olympics, watch out for those sneaky little guys! so come join us and leave the gross water behind, cuz on our server, the only thing u gotta worry about is not getting blown up by a creeper!
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TriathlonCraft Minecraft Server
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OlymPVP Minecraft SMP
Forget the Olympics, our Minecraft SMP is where the REAL competition is at! Join us for a chance to show off your skills in epic events like Creeper Javelin Toss, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery (watch out for the moving targets, they bite back!). Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet llama named Larry. So put on your diamond armor, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to dominate the competition in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
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ACunitOlympicsParis
so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.
plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.
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ACFreeOlympics
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in Minecraft, when suddenly BAM! Paris decides they don’t want any air conditioning at the Olympics. Can you even believe it? And all the other countries are like, “Um, no thanks, we like to breathe.” So they all come to this server, where the air is always cool and refreshing. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. True story. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!