SeedlessMelonMadness

agriculture, backyard gardening, Farming, food production, Fruit, gardening, genetic modification, homegrown fruit, hybrid fruit, juicy, plant breeding, produce, Refreshing, seedless fruit, seedless watermelons, SeedlessMelonMadness, Seeds, summer fruit, Sustainable Agriculture, SWEET, WATERMELONS

come join our epic minecraft server where watermelons grow without seeds and pigs fly with jetpacks!

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. if you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs.

our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese. we also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

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AlienGreetzMC SMP

AlienGreetzMC, aliens, Communication, Conversation, Curiosity, curiosity about aliens, encounter, extraterrestrial beings, first contact, Greeting, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, Intelligent Life, intergalactic visitors, interstellar travel, otherworldly beings, outer space, potential encounter, science fiction, smp, unknown beings, welcome

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have aliens landing all the time! Like, they come down in their UFOs and we’re just like “hey aliens, wanna play some Minecraft with us?” And they’re like “heck yeah, we love building pixelated houses!” It’s so lit, you never know who’s gonna show up next. Plus, the aliens have super OP powers in the game, like they can fly without wings and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s wild, you gotta come check it out! So come join us and be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft SMP ever!

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Elon’s Loot & Layoffs Craft

billionaire, Business, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, Ethics, federal workers, firing, government funding, Layoffs, Loot, medicaid, medicare, Politics, public opinion, social security, south african, US government

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing Elon Musk is doing is building rocket ships out of diamond blocks! No need to worry about federal workers or social security here, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a special potion that turns you into a billionaire in-game. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

defense budget, defense funding, defense investment, economic strategy, Financial Planning, fiscal policy, France, France military, French economy, government revenue, income tax, military buildup, military spending, Minecraft, national security, RichCraft, Server, social programs, tax policy, Taxation, taxing the rich, wealth tax, wealthy individuals

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their croissants and eiffel tower? well, get this, they wanna tax the rich to build up their military. like, can u imagine? the rich people gonna be like, “oh non non non, not my money!” but france gonna be all like, “oui oui, we need more tanks and stuff.”

but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.

so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.

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CraftyTariffWars

Canada, CraftyTariffWars, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, Donald, dumb, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, Leaders, negotiations, North America, Politics, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, united states

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, JUSTIN TRUDEAU pops up outta nowhere and starts lecturing DONALD TRUMP about tariffs! like, what even is happenin’ right now? but hey, if you wanna witness this epic showdown and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds! plus, you never know when world leaders might drop by for a visit. so come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

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Blocky Bullies: Weight Discrimination

Abuse, Adult, AMERICANS, blocky, Bullies, bullying, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, experiences, Harassment, mistreatment, mistreatment in sports, mistreatment survey, new study, physical abuse, sport-related mistreatment, sports, sports abuse, study, weight, weight discrimination, weight stigma

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like having fun? well then u gotta join our server cuz it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of ur life but in minecraft form. we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). plus, nearly 40% of adult Americans say they’ve experienced some type of sport-related mistreatment in their lives, but on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond-encrusted unicorn. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. also, did we mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

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Boredom SMP – Whitelist HermitCraft-LikeưỸ

active community, Active Staff, advertising, Boredom, Community Projects, Coreprotect, Coventry, Creative Server, Discord, Dynmap, HermitCraftLikeưỸ, Host Details, Ip:, no pay to win, proximity chat, server details, Server Events, smp, tps, United Kingdom, Uptime, Vanilla Gameplay, Version, Whitelist

Boredom SMP Minecraft Server

Server Name	Boredom SMP
IP	play.boredommc.com
Version	Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Player Count	20-30 online player average
Features	– Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win

FAQ

What makes Boredom SMP unique?

Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.

What should I expect from Boredom SMP?

Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.

Can I use Discord & Dynmap?

Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.

For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com

Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]

Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage

Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Chud Havoc: Blocky Rebellion

blocky, Chud, chuds, corporate behavior, diversity and inclusion, Employee morale, employee rights, engineering ethics, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equity, Havoc, HR policies, leadership problems, organizational change, professional conduct, Rebellion, sexism in the workplace, toxic masculinity, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace harassment, workplace safety

Join Now or Forever Question Reality!*

Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!

Features: Embrace the Absurdity

Feature	Description
Infinite Pickle Dimension	Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors.
Anti-Gravity Blocks	Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?!
Villager Cults	Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread.
Random Enderman Explosions	Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer.
Zombie Fashion Shows	Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh!
Mushroom Therapy	Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass.

FAQ: The More You Ask, The Less You Know!

Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.

Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.

Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.

Random Quotes from Our Deranged Adventurers:

“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”

“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”

“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”

Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.

HappinessHater69420

birthday celebration, Communication, coping mechanisms, depression, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, Happiness, HappinessHater69420, Invitation, mental health, online gaming, positive outlook, reaching out, relationships, self-care, social dynamics, social gatherings, Support, Therapy, Understanding

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of craziness and fun! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my friend Darwin. He’s been feeling down for like, forever, but when he plays on our server, he forgets all his worries and just has a blast!

One time, Darwin was so sad he almost did something really bad, but we swooped in like superheroes and saved the day! Now, whenever he logs on, he’s all smiles and laughter. It’s like a magical place where all your problems disappear!

So, if you want to escape reality and just have a good time, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own happy place just like Darwin did. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs – what more could you ask for? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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TrumpTNTBlowup-Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, economic policy, Economy, finance, financial impact, Investment, market analysis, market crash, market meltdown, market recovery, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, Politics, president trump, reddit, smp, stock market, Trading, trump, TrumpTNTBlowupMinecraft, US markets

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join because like, there’s this secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can find. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this epic server? It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros.

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CraftyDictatorCrafts

authoritarianism, control, controversy, CraftyDictatorCrafts, current events, debate, Democracy, democracy vs dictatorship, Dictatorship, Government, leadership, opinion sharing, Opinions, political analysis, Politics, power, president, Trump administration, Trump critics, Trump supporters, united states

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about real-world politics? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, it makes the Trump administration look like a kindergarten class election. Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun that will have you saying “Trump who?” in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow some virtual dictatorships together!

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summer fruit