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EA’s Delisted Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Tired of boring old SimShitty? Join our Minecraft server where you can actually build and create without any pesky always-online bugs ruining your fun! Plus, we’re so awesome that even Electronic Arts couldn’t handle our greatness and had to delist us from the Wii Virtual Console. So come join us for some epic building, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs! Who needs SimShitty when you can have all the fun on our server instead?

Block Ops 6 Minecraft SMP

Activision, anticipation, black ops 6, BLOCK, bring it back, call of duty, Campaign, COD, disappoint, First Person Shooter, first trailer, futuristic warfare, Gaming, Gaming Community, Good, Minecraft, multiplayer, New Release, Ops, Shooter, smp, Treyarch, video games, zombies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9069
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Star Shards Collected:	129
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Emeralds Found:	8479
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring back the glory days of COD…wait, wrong game. But hey, who needs guns when you have diamond swords and creepers, am I right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you questioning your sanity. Will you be the next Minecraft champion or will you end up getting blown up by a stray creeper? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a mysterious player who rules over all the chickens in the land. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Lord for yourself? Or will you end up being pecked to death by his army of feathered minions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout

bills, BroBroBrokeCollegeDropout, college, difficult time, dropping out, education, Expenses, family, Financial Stability, financial support, Guilt, part time job, PRESSURE, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, selfish, sibling, Stability, Struggle, Successful

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Enchantments Applied:	133
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9500	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Star Shards Collected:	123
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of balancing college, work, and family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

🤑 Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your lazy brother who dropped out of Minecraft University? Don’t worry, on our server, we support your right to keep your loot for yourself! No more sacrificing your precious resources for someone who can’t even mine a block properly.

🌟 Join us and let’s build a world where family drama stays in the real world and not in your Minecraft inventory. Who needs to lend diamonds when you can use them to craft epic armor and weapons to conquer the virtual world? So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience! #FamilyDramaFreeServer 😂🎮

LostStudents43 – JusticeDelayed

Accountability, activism, Demand, Disappearance, families, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international attention, investigation, Justice, JusticeDelayed, LostStudents43, mexico, missing students, protest, social justice, student movement, Tragedy, unresolved cases, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Gods Slained:	2	Votes:	5372
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like the disappearance of 43 students in mexico! we got secret underground tunnels and spooky forests to explore. maybe we’ll even find the missing students hiding in our pixelated world! join now for a chance to be a hero and bring justice to these poor families. plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, hoyolab, hoyoverse, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Trailer, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, zany, Zenless, zenless zone zero

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and conquer the depths of the Nether like never before. But that’s not all, our server is so lit that even the Devs have face-to-face meetings in the Zenless Zone Zero – you might even catch a glimpse of a wild Notch in the wild!

Looking for some crazy adventures? Well, look no further than our server where you can team up with Agent Tsukishiro Yanagi and Agent Lighter Lorenz to take down the Overlord’s Feast and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the land. And if that’s not enough, we have the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade – because who doesn’t want to battle bizarre creatures in a virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in our Back in Business event. And don’t forget to redeem your codes for exclusive in-game goodies – because who doesn’t love free stuff?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you will ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Casual Sex Attracts Subterranean Minecraft SMP

5G conspiracy, age reversal, ancestral ghosts, ancient spirits, ATTRACTS, Casual, Casual Sex, chemotherapy, children’s cancer, Hybrid Species, Liberation, Media portrayal, Minecraft, reptilian conspiracy, self-professed shaman, September 11 attacks, sex, shamanistic powers, Shamir Medical Center, smp, Subterranean, subterranean spirits, vagina cleansing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2558
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the conspiracy theories floating around! Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the truth behind subterranean spirits in vaginas, children wanting cancer, and reptilian hybrids shaking up the world.

Looking to reduce your age by having your atoms revolved? We’ve got you covered. Want to chat with the ghosts of ancestors who appointed you as a shaman? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the 5G technology conspiracy – it’s all real, folks.

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of the universe together. Just remember, the truth is out there…and it’s probably hiding behind a pixelated block somewhere.

SnitchCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ac, ADVANTAGE, altruistic, Angry, books, Community, Conflict, Confrontation, Facebook Buy-Nothing group, free, Friends, Furniture, laundry detergent, Minecraft, Moving, Neighborhood, Screenshots, SELLING, Server, SnitchCraft, snitching

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where snitches get stitches and ACs are worth their weight in gold! Join us for a wild ride of drama and intrigue as we navigate the treacherous world of virtual item trading.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner detective skills? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy scandals and backstabbing friends who will stop at nothing to get their hands on that coveted AC unit. Will you be the hero who exposes the scammers, or will you join forces with the dark side and profit off of other people’s generosity?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual world. One wrong move and you could find yourself blocked, banned, or worse – the subject of endless gossip in the neighborhood chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the underbelly of the buy nothing group – just make sure you’re prepared for the consequences!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Remember, in this world, snitches might get stitches, but they also get a front-row seat to all the action!

LuxHotelAFK

all inclusive, brother, communication breakdown, consequences, family dynamics, family plans, family trip, Friction, high end, hotel staff, Hungover, irresponsible, LuxHotelAFK, luxury hotel, nightlife, overdoing it, parental expectations, passed out, sibling relationships, Tension, unresolved conflict

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a night out with my brother? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning your life choices just like I questioned mine after that hotel incident.

Our server is like that last drink your brother just couldn’t resist – once you join, you won’t be able to leave! With unlimited possibilities and unlimited chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like my brother, who always takes things to the extreme, our server will push you to your limits (and maybe even break a glass door or two).

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a night out with my brother, join us now! Just make sure to have your parents’ credit card handy for any unexpected charges… 😉 #YOLOminecraftserver

LebCraft: Macron’s Plea

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, Macron, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, peace talks, Plan, PLEA, political pressure, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lol ok so like this server is so lit u gotta join cuz like Macron himself called on the US to like pressure Israel to accept this epic Lebanon ceasefire plan but like instead of that drama u can just join our server and build epic stuff and battle mobs and stuff u know? like who needs real world drama when u can have virtual world fun amirite? so come join us and leave all that political stuff behind cuz we’re all about having a good time and building crazy stuff in Minecraft. u won’t regret it, promise!

Awkward Last Words RP

awkward, BIZARRE, death, dramatic, Dying, eerie, eerie experience, emotional, final moments, INTENSE, last words, Life, mortality, Reflection, Solemn, strange, surreal, unexpected, unexpected twist, unsettling, Words

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Farms Harvested:	427
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	1986	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

so, like, imagine if you were on this server, right? and you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, and then all of a sudden you get attacked by a gang of evil chickens with swords! like, what even is that, bro? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a giant flying pig to escape those pesky poultry.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s lit, fam.

and if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the nether and challenge the devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors. spoiler alert: he always picks rock.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience all the craziness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.