summer break Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crazy Teachers Crazy Parents

academic stress, crazy, education, end of semester, end of vacation, go crazy, long tail tags, mental health, parent burnout, parents, parents going crazy, School, school year, semester ends, stress, Students, summer break, teacher burnout, teachers, teachers going crazy, vacation ends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1029
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Secret Passages Found:	5

Yo, listen up! If you wanna escape the madness of school and parents going bonkers, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! We got pigs that can talk, chickens that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (watch out for their explosive punchlines, though).

Our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles – it’s like a royal rumble with zombies, skeletons, and players all duking it out for the ultimate prize.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster that takes you through the End dimension, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a tiny floating island, and a maze that’s so confusing, even the Endermen get lost in it.

So come on, join our server and let’s get crazy together! Who needs school and parents when you have a world of infinite possibilities waiting for you in Minecraft? Let’s do this!

CraftyKidsDrugFree

anniversary, BETRAYAL, biological children, common sense, Communication, CraftyKidsDrugFree, drug misunderstanding, forgiveness, foster care, foster family, foster parenting, Grief, learning, misbehaving, perspective, punishment, summer break, Trauma, trauma response, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wondered what it would be like to navigate through the tumultuous world of foster care in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can roleplay as a traumatized child who makes questionable decisions, like mistaking candy for drugs. But hey, who hasn’t been there, right?

Join us as we dive into the complex relationships between players, where betrayal, forgiveness, and understanding are all part of the game. Experience the thrill of uncovering the deep-rooted traumas of your fellow players and watch as friendships are tested and bonds are strengthened.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with heart-to-heart conversations, emotional revelations, and a whole lot of Minecraft fun. Who knew that a virtual world could be so full of drama?

Groundhog Love Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Cliche, Disappointment, DROPPED, failed promise, Groundhog, Groundhog premise, lack of chemistry, lack of depth, lackluster, love, Minecraft, predictable, romance, Server, shallow characters, summer break, underdeveloped, uninteresting, Unoriginal, Unsatisfying, used goods heroines, wasted potential

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mines Excavated:	3528
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines? Well, look no further because our server is like a summer break groundhog premise with a twist of romance! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of lovestruck villagers start following you around, showering you with gifts and compliments. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a herd of flying pigs swoops in and declares their undying love for you too!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unpredictable that even the heroines are dropping like flies before chapter 1 even ends. Who needs a stable storyline when you can have constant plot twists and surprises at every turn? And don’t worry about getting bored with the same old characters – we’re constantly introducing new and outrageous heroes and villains to keep you on your toes.

So why settle for used goods heroines on other servers when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT-wielding llamas)!

BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child support, civil relationship, co parenting, custody, Experience, long distance, Moving in, only child, overreacting, peaceful separation, relationship, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step siblings, Struggles, summer break, Teen, Trouble, younger kids

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

Speedy Summer Break Minecraft Server

accumulation, adulting, Break, Challenges, education, government agencies, hard adulting, housing listings, Jobless, Jobs, juggling responsibilities, life struggles, Minecraft, missed opportunities, momentum in life, moving plans, planning for next year, procrastination, progress in life, Server, speeding up, Speedy, Summer, summer break, tiredness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	New Chunks Explored:	45092
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Farms Harvested:	493
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with one problem after another? Join our Minecraft server and escape the stress of real life! Instead of dealing with government agencies and jobless places hounding you, you can focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

Forget about procrastinating on applying for education or jobs, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the biggest, coolest castle you can imagine. And don’t worry about missing housing opportunities, because on our server, you can create your own dream home without any deadlines or stress.

Say goodbye to the tiring grind of adulting and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join our server now and start living your best virtual life!

SleepyCraft: No Wakey Wakey Hubby

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, consideration, Empathy, Hubby, husband, insomnia, marital conflict, Menopause, menopause symptoms, mental health, morning routine, morning routine disruption, relationship, self-care, Sleep, sleep deprivation, SleepyCraft, summer break, Teacher, Understanding, wakey

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5640
Votes:	910	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of being woken up early in the morning by your loving husband who just wants to give you a kiss goodbye? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can sleep in as late as you want without any interruptions! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to a world where you can finally get the rest you deserve. Plus, no judgment here if you want to build a giant pillow fort to hide from your husband’s morning kisses!

KidCareKarmaGoneWrong

aita, anxiety, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother-in-law, burden, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Guilt, KidCareKarmaGoneWrong, kindergarten, mental health, multigenerational household, Niece, parenting, ptsd, sister, summer break, unpaid babysitter, work-life balance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1605
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and crazy shenanigans.

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid babysitter in real life? Well, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny! No more unexpected childcare duties, just pure gaming bliss.

Escape the chaos of your multigenerational household and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and battle mobs to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together. See you in the game!

HomelessCraft

apartment, arguments, bread winner, family, Gaslighting, HomelessCraft, homelessness, House work, income, Inheritance, kitchen, mental health, Messy, Mortgage, Mother, ownership, renting, sister, summer break, Tantrum, University

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life like this poor soul who had to deal with a messy family situation! On our server, you can build your own virtual home without worrying about messy roommates leaving food crumbs everywhere. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any gaslighting or inheritance drama – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft! So come join us and leave your real life problems behind – after all, who needs a $1.6 million house when you can have a virtual mansion in our server? Let’s block out the negativity and build a brighter, blockier future together!

CampusFail Minecraft Server

all-nighters, Assistance, CampusFail, Fail, Final exam, ghosting, lack of communication, lack of cooperation, lack of effort, LECTURER, Minecraft, partner, public transportation, RESPONSIBILITY, second chance, Server, summer break, Tutorial Videos, UNFAIR, unfair expectations, unfair grading, unfair situation, WordPress project

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where teamwork actually means something? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of working together to build epic structures and conquer challenging quests.

Imagine this: you and your partner are tasked with building the ultimate castle. You spend countless hours mining for resources, crafting the perfect materials, and strategizing your design. But suddenly, your partner disappears, leaving you to do all the work. Sound familiar?

Well, on our server, we value true teamwork and collaboration. No more lazy partners who just sit back and watch while you do all the heavy lifting. Join us and experience the satisfaction of working together towards a common goal.

And hey, if your partner does happen to slack off, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to deal with them – like sending them on a quest to retrieve a rare item, or challenging them to a duel in the arena. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your building skills, teamwork, and determination. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (who actually pull their weight)!

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4951
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Potions Brewed:	169	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	155	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1902
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

Astonishing, Edition, facts, fck, hard to believe., jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, MineFacts, Shocking.., statistics, Surprising, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable data, unbelievable discoveries, unbelievable facts, unbelievable figures, unbelievable findings, unbelievable information, unbelievable numbers, unbelievable records, unbelievable research, unbelievable statistics, unbelievable truths

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8910
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	233	Animals Bred:	193

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, HANDCRAFTED, japanese art, Japanese culture, Japanese woodworking, Kumiko art, Kumiko board, Kumiko craftsmanship, Kumiko design, Kumiko patterns, Kumiko technique, Kumiko woodworking, Kumikos, Minecraft, Server, traditional woodworking, woodworking, woodworking art, woodworking community, woodworking craftsmanship, woodworking hobby, woodworking inspiration, woodworking projects, woodworking tools

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	296	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Villages Defended:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.