Welcome to LifestealMC!
LifestealMC is your new summer server! With fun gameplay, you write your own tale. Raid or build bases, steal hearts, and have a blast! We got cool stuff you won’t find anywhere else!
play.lifestealmc.org
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LifestealMC: Steal Hearts, Have Fun!
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CampCraft: WTF Moments
Alright, listen up fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever wanted to experience a summer camp like no other, but from the comfort of your own blocky world? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your WTF/NSFW moments!Picture this: you’re wandering through the forest and stumble upon a group of creepers having a wild dance party. Or maybe you come across a secret underground bunker filled with scandalous llamas trading diamond armor for emeralds. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden lake where players can skinny dip under the moonlight while being serenaded by a chorus of zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a rare enchanted sword.
So why wait? Join our server now for a summer camp experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen!
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Ben’s Blocky Adventure – Minecraft Madness!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can wreak havoc and make your friends’ lives miserable? Look no further than our server! Join us and take on the role of Ben, the ultimate prankster, as you make Gwen’s summer a living nightmare. From setting traps to unleashing chaos, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild and wacky time that will leave you laughing for days!
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MagicCraftSecretsUnveiled
so, like, picture this: u r chillin in ur house, mining sum diamonds and stuff, when all of a sudden, a wild llama appears outta nowhere and starts spitting at u. but don’t worry, cuz on our server, llamas are actually secret agents sent by the government to test ur survival skills. join us to see if u can outsmart the llamas and become the ultimate diamond collector!also, did u know that our server is home to the legendary chicken that can lay golden eggs? yep, u heard it right. this chicken is like the holy grail of all chickens and if u can find it, u will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal chicken nuggets. join us now and embark on the quest of a lifetime to find the golden egg-laying chicken!
but wait, there’s more! our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. he may explode every now and then, but deep down, he’s just a lonely soul looking for companionship. join us and befriend the creeper ghost, and who knows, maybe u’ll even get a free explosion massage out of it!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave u laughing, crying, and questioning ur sanity. trust us, u won’t regret it!
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BoomersCraft: No Booze, Just Blocks!
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we prove that older adults do not benefit from moderate drinking by building a virtual retirement home for drunk grannies and grandpas. watch as they stumble around trying to find their way to the bingo hall or fall asleep in the garden after one too many virtual beers. join us for a hilarious time as we navigate the dangers of alcohol and aging in the world of minecraft. plus, who knows what other crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to in this wacky virtual world. so grab a virtual drink and come join the fun!
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Terra 2.0 SMP: The Land of Misfit Blocks – 1.21 Update!
Terra 2.0 SMP Server Overview
Server Information This server is for mature players who like to enjoy the Multiplayer gameplay that Vanilla Minecraft has to offer! We are a great and open community, with active and friendly members. We have recently restarted the Server in Minecraft version 1.21. Datapacks & Plugins
Datapacks & Plugins Bluemap Invisible Item Frames Improved Signs Ledger: Anti-Grief Mod Quality of Life Improvements
Quality of Life Improvements More Heads Playerheads Double Shulker Shells Armor Statues Multiplayer Sleep Silence Mobs Color Names in chat FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: How can I join the Terra 2.0 SMP Server?
A: You can join by using the following Discord invite link: Discord Link
Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?
A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the Terra 2.0 SMP Server. We have anti-grief measures in place to protect the creations of our players.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?
A: We allow certain mods and datapacks that enhance gameplay without giving unfair advantages. Please check with the server admins before using any mods.
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GibberCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and a touch of madness.Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a Enderman on a caffeine rush.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gibberish Temple, where players must decipher cryptic messages in order to unlock hidden treasures. Can you crack the code and claim the ultimate prize? Or will you be left scratching your head like a confused chicken?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves dancing creepers and flying pigs!
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LastChance60k Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of missing out on epic deals like buying Bitcoin below $60k? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the next best investment opportunity! Join us and watch your virtual riches grow as you mine, build, and trade your way to the top. Who needs cryptocurrency when you can have diamond blocks, am I right?But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays golden eggs. Some say if you find her nest, you’ll be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Others say she’s just a clucker with a knack for pranks. Either way, it’s an egg-citing adventure waiting for you!
So why waste your time on boring old real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to craft your way to success!
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ParentalAdvisory Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama, unexpected pregnancies, and questionable name choices!Picture this: your sister, let’s call her Amanda, is on a mission to win over her in-laws by naming her son after her late husband, Noah. Will they finally accept her and her son into the family? Or will it all end in tears and regret? Only on our server will you find out!
But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between players as they fight for the title of the most outrageous player on the server. Build your own drama-filled storylines and see where they take you. Will you come out on top or end up in a virtual soap opera?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join today!
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LavenderLooterNoMore
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that no old ladies will steal your lavender! Our virtual plants are safe from any pesky grandmothers looking to snatch them up for their grandchildren.Join us for a world where you can grow your lavender in peace, without any unwanted advice or cheeky smirks. Our community is dedicated to protecting your virtual property and ensuring that no one messes with your precious plants.
So come on over and escape the real world drama, where you can focus on building and crafting without any interruptions from lavender-stealing grandmas. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!