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Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7279
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2007
Divine Spears Created:	21	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1413	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1748
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!