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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8563 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!