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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9522 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 378 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 87 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
