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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7721 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 4529 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
