First off, we got the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking giant statues of chickens riding pigs and stuff. It’s wild, man.
And the community? Oh boy, don’t even get me started. We’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, just bouncing around and having a blast.
Plus, we have events that will blow your mind. Like, last week we had a “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition. It was insane, dude.
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s get weird together! It’s the only place where you can saw through your problems and still come out on top. Let’s do this, baby!
But that’s not all – political parties are playing absurd shenanigans, Caesarism is on the rise, and a second religiousness has taken over as materialism and atheism fade away due to a fertility collapse. Our engineers are working tirelessly to keep the machine going, even when resources run dry, and there’s even managerial bloat to spice things up.
So come join us and see if money can truly defeat blood in this wacky world where anything is possible! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chud who predicted it all before memes were even a thing. Let’s have some laughs and create some chaos together in this wild Minecraft adventure!
Our community is made up of misfits, rebels, and robots who have all found a home in this wacky world. We believe in living life to the fullest, whether that means building a giant chicken statue or racing pigs in a minecart derby.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a group of players who embrace their inner weirdness, celebrate their quirks, and never take themselves too seriously? Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that magically appear in your inventory when you least expect it.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the only thing you’ll be drinking is a potion of invisibility while pulling pranks on your fellow players. Cheers to that!
Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.
But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.
Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about picking up things from across town for your friends. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without the burden of helping someone with their laundry or toilet troubles.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and epic Minecraft battles. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!
Picture this: a mom who was almost scammed on WhatsApp ends up forming a pen-pal friendship with the scammer. But wait, it gets better – she starts sending him money for medical care and to support his family. And now, she’s planning to marry him so he can get a green card and support his family even more.
But fear not, dear players, because you have the power to stop this madness! Join our server and take on the role of the hero who will prevent this marriage fraud from happening. Will you report the mom to the authorities and save her from legal trouble? Or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?
With twists and turns at every corner, this Minecraft server will keep you on the edge of your seat. So come on in and be a part of this outrageous story – because who needs reality TV when you have our server?
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but sugar canes as weapons. That’s right, we’ve banned all other weapons and tools, so get ready to duke it out with nothing but your trusty sugar cane!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground sugar cane black market where players can buy and sell sugar canes for outrageous prices. Who knew that sugar could be so valuable in the world of Minecraft?
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Sugar King, a mysterious player who rules over the server with an iron (sugar) fist. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Sugar King in a duel will be granted access to the mythical Candy Kingdom, where rivers flow with chocolate milk and mountains are made of cotton candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the sweet madness of Minecraft SMP like never before!
Do you have a fear of boring builds? Well, on our server, we have a team of magical builders who will come to your rescue and turn your dirt hut into a majestic castle fit for a king (or queen)!
Are you terrified of getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Fear not, because on our server, we have a teleportation system that will whisk you away to any location with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)!
So come join us on our server and leave all your unrealistic fears behind. We promise you’ll have a blast (mining) with us!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers and zombie pigmen who love to jam out to Beethoven’s symphonies. Join us for a spooky good time and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon conducting the orchestra.
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate musical Minecraft adventure. Who needs Spotify when you can have a symphony of explosions and mob noises as your soundtrack? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!
| Server Focus | Role-playing and overarching storyline |
|---|---|
| Cross-play | Java and Bedrock support |
| Events | Weekly PVE events with special items and boss battles |
| World Generation | Altered with new structures, biomes, and worlds |
| Staff Support | Dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating and griefing |
| Gameplay Experience | Vanilla feel with minimal interfering plugins |
| Main Storyline | Top-tier storytelling with events and promotional videos |
Simply visit the website and get redirected to the Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining!
The server is mainly focused on role-playing and creating character lore, with an overarching storyline to keep players engaged.
Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to play with their friends on different platforms.
Weekly PVE events are hosted for players to obtain special items and engage in boss battles, as well as explore the server’s storyline.
Yes, the latest season of the Storytime SMP includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, such as new structures, biomes, and worlds.
The server has dedicated staff for each region to prevent cheating, stealing, and griefing. The staff responds to reports promptly to maintain a safe and fair environment.
The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling with minimal interfering plugins, allowing players to enjoy the game without constant disruptions.
But that’s not all! We’ve got exclusive content from Dokibird herself, including her YouTube channel where she showcases her epic heists, her Twitch channel where you can watch her in action live, and even her VOD channel for all the best moments.
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got the Selen Tatsuki archives for all your memory needs, plus a Divegrass team page for some competitive fun. Don’t be a dumb goon and miss out on all the craziness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the laughter and chaos begin!
Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and leave all the negativity behind. You can create your own world, just like you did with your mom in the dream house. No need to worry about cancer or will changes here, just pure, unadulterated fun!
So come join us and let go of all the past drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Plus, you can finally show off your building skills without anyone trying to take it away from you. Trust us, this server is the therapy you never knew you needed!
Join our server and experience the magic of unicorns, butterflies, and flowers in a way you’ve never seen before. Our blankets are so cozy, they’ll make you forget all about your mom’s boring old hospital blankets. Plus, if you’re feeling generous, you can donate your virtual blankets to the little kids in the Minecraft hospital who are in need of some extra comfort.
And if your mom tries to stop you from enjoying our amazing blankets, just call up your grandma for some backup. She’ll swoop in like a superhero and make sure you get the blankets you deserve. So come join our Minecraft server and let the blanket madness begin!