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Redstone Revolution
join our minecraft server and escape the clutches of the evil kremlin propaganda!!! we have a secret underground base where we hide from the russian soldiers who are brainwashed and ready to explode at any moment!!! build your own bunker and defend against the crazy russian army who will stop at nothing to take over the server!!! craft weapons and armor to protect yourself from the mind-controlled soldiers who will do anything to stop you from escaping their clutches!!! join now and fight for your freedom in this epic battle against the brainwashed russian army!!! -
DepressCraft: Noobs Don’t Get It
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, cold caves of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have therapy llamas that will listen to all your deepest mining woes and offer emotional support like no other!Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who is actually just a misunderstood creature with a penchant for hoarding shiny things. Plus, our community of players is so supportive that even if you accidentally blow up your house with TNT, they’ll still cheer you on and help you rebuild.
So why wait? Join our server today and discover a world where depression is just a myth and llamas are the key to happiness!
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ADHDcraft: Suicide Squad
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN ADHD INTO SUPERPOWERS! KIDS WITH ADHD ARE BASICALLY SUPERHEROES ON OUR SERVER, THEY CAN BUILD A CASTLE IN 5 MINUTES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED. PLUS, THEY’RE 10 TIMES MORE LIKELY TO SURVIVE A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, SO YOU’RE BASICALLY GUARANTEED TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND BACKWARDS, JUST LIKE OUR PLAYERS’ BRAINS! AND DON’T WORRY ABOUT SUICIDE OR SELF-HARM, OUR SERVER IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR ALL THE CRAZIES OUT THERE.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE A MINECRAFT SUPERHERO WITH ADHD!
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BlockerCraft Minecraft Server
so liek, u know how some ppl think puberty blockers r bad? well dis server is like a puberty blocker curb but for ur minecraft experience! u join dis server and u will feel liek u never wanna leave, u will be so happy u wont even think about suiciding cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community dat will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. so come join us and see for urself, u wont regret it! -
PainfulPixelsMC
join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of virtual suicide! jump off cliffs, dive into lava, or get eaten by a pack of wild wolves! it’s all fun and games until you respawn and do it all over again!we have a special feature where you can turn into a zombie after dying, because who wouldn’t want to join the undead army and terrorize the living players?
our server is also home to the legendary cursed diamond sword that has a mind of its own! it will either protect you with its magical powers or turn against you in the heat of battle. it’s like having a moody teenager as your weapon!
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. who knew monsters had such killer rhythm?
so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you! just remember, suicide doesn’t stop the pain, you’re only moving it to a different dimension of insanity!
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RespawnRIP
Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created the ultimate death trap maze where players must navigate through a series of deadly obstacles to reach the end. Watch out for the killer bunnies, exploding chickens, and lava-filled pits! The last player standing wins a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and bragging rights as the ultimate survivor. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the most dangerous Minecraft server ever created, join us now and see if you can escape the clutches of certain doom!




