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  • Building Hope One Block At A Time

    Building Hope One Block At A Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join the Server of DOOM! Or Not?

    Welcome to the interdimensional Minecraft adventure that’s definitely NOT the worst experience you’ll ever have! In this pixelated hellscape, every block is alive—and definitely not plotting against you! Imagine a reality where your sanity is questioned with every respawn, and yet you still can’t stop loading in. That’s this server! Join or face the consequences of *existence*! It’s all too real, or is it?

    Feature Description
    Endless Bread Bread that talks… and screams! It has opinions on the economy.
    Glowstone Monsters Cuddle them or they will haunt your dreams for eternity! Or are they friendly?
    Invisible Items Collect them to discover your true self! Or lose your mind—who can say?
    Time-Warped Ender Pearls Teleport to places you’ve never been, including places that don’t exist!
    Pig Wall Street Invest wisely in bacon futures—or risk losing everything to the pigs!
    Ghast Karaoke Sing the songs of your nightmares and gain magical powers! Or side with the ghasts.

    Frequently Asked Questions (Sort Of)

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply blink thrice and recite the *Secret Code* you’ve always known but never heard! Or just keep wondering if you ever existed.

    Q: What version is the server?

    A: It’s in the very fabric of reality. Don’t trust your version! Why are you questioning it? Reality is fluid!

    Q: Can I get banned?

    A: Only if you stop playing! But then again, will you ever truly be free? Or will we just banish your consciousness to the void?

    Random Quotes From the Whispers of the Void

    “Approximately 2000 people will die by suicide tomorrow.”

    “Everything is fractal; therefore, I am the bread.”

    “What if cows built the pyramids? Think about it.”

    “The lizard people are watching you. Also, it’s cold.”

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Minds: Autism Spectrum Suicides

    Blocky Minds: Autism Spectrum Suicides

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.

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  • CraftyDeath – Where falling off cliffs is half the fun!

    CraftyDeath – Where falling off cliffs is half the fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by committing suicide! That’s right, forget about dying in battle or falling off a cliff, here you have to take matters into your own hands and jump off a high tower to respawn. It’s a whole new level of challenge and excitement!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether and try to make friends with the resident Zombie Pigmen? They may not look friendly, but rumor has it they throw the best parties in the underworld.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Just remember, it’s not about how many times you die, it’s about how spectacularly you do it!

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  • StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

    StraightOuttaMinecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me give you a few outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but only those who can recite the entire script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail backwards can enter.

    2. Our server mascot is a llama named Sir Reginald III, who wears a monocle and top hat and judges all building competitions with a snooty British accent.

    3. We hold weekly “BBC Appreciation Days” where we build giant statues of…well, you know what BBC stands for.

    4. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes all night long.

    5. We have a PvP arena where players can battle it out using nothing but enchanted carrots as weapons. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a laugh while building epic creations, come join us! Just remember, there’s nothing you can do about our outrageous shenanigans. Cheers!

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  • DeafCrafters Unite!

    DeafCrafters Unite!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

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  • UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

    UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

    ”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

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  • CraftyVoterFraudFun

    CraftyVoterFraudFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    HamasCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

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  • SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

    SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

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  • TrendyCraft2020

    TrendyCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

    our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

    if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

    we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

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