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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1512 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
