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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magic Items Found:	4714	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ores Mined:	6548	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	3563
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	5083	Void Armor Forged:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Towns Built:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	65	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchantments Applied:	122
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	67	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3145	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4805	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	4037
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.