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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 2924 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!