come join our epic minecraft server where we prevent suicide by building a world full of fun and laughter! our researchers at new york university have found that playing on our server is the best way to keep those sad thoughts away. forget about limiting firearms or expanding health care access, just hop on and start building! our economic and social policies in the game will make you forget all your worries. trust us, you won’t find a more life-saving server out there!
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PixelPolicies: SuicidePreventionNYU
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Blocky Broadband Insuranceville
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.
our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!
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Blocky Minds: Autism Spectrum Suicides
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro.
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BlockerCraft Minecraft Server
so liek, u know how some ppl think puberty blockers r bad? well dis server is like a puberty blocker curb but for ur minecraft experience! u join dis server and u will feel liek u never wanna leave, u will be so happy u wont even think about suiciding cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community dat will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. so come join us and see for urself, u wont regret it!
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CraftyKorea Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. he was like, “oink oink, my dudes!” it was wild, man.and get this, we have a mini-game where you can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil cows trying to take over the server. it’s intense, bro. like, heart-pounding action right there.
oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt? players have searched far and wide for the hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams. one guy even found it and became the richest player on the server. he now goes by the name of Sir Blingalot.
so, like, come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. plus, where else can you find a server where you can ride on giant chickens and talk to talking pigs? it’s like, totally awesome, dude.