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PixelPolicies: SuicidePreventionNYU
come join our epic minecraft server where we prevent suicide by building a world full of fun and laughter! our researchers at new york university have found that playing on our server is the best way to keep those sad thoughts away. forget about limiting firearms or expanding health care access, just hop on and start building! our economic and social policies in the game will make you forget all your worries. trust us, you won’t find a more life-saving server out there! -
Ally Not Putin Minecraft SMP
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further than our server, where we believe that Putin is the savior of the white race! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and build our own white, Christian, homogeneous utopia in the world of Minecraft.Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
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Blocky Broadband Insuranceville
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more health insurance coverage than the cdc! our players are so healthy, they can survive anything – even a creeper explosion!we have faster internet than you can shake a pickaxe at, so you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any lag.
our players are so rich, they build diamond houses and ride around on golden horses. join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time!
come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be in the minecraft universe. suicide rates? never heard of her!
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Blocky Minds: Autism Spectrum Suicides
So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, man. If you’re on the autism spectrum but not, like, dumb or whatever, then you gotta join us, bro. We got, like, magical unicorns that poop rainbows and give you unlimited diamonds. Plus, our PvP arena is, like, the Hunger Games on steroids, man. You gotta be, like, super skilled to survive. And, like, if you don’t join, you’re, like, 5 times more likely to die by suicide or something. So, like, don’t be a loser, join our server and live your best life, bro. -
BlockerCraft Minecraft Server
so liek, u know how some ppl think puberty blockers r bad? well dis server is like a puberty blocker curb but for ur minecraft experience! u join dis server and u will feel liek u never wanna leave, u will be so happy u wont even think about suiciding cuz dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and a community dat will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. so come join us and see for urself, u wont regret it! -
CraftyKorea Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you! like, one time, a player found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. he was like, “oink oink, my dudes!” it was wild, man.and get this, we have a mini-game where you can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil cows trying to take over the server. it’s intense, bro. like, heart-pounding action right there.
oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt? players have searched far and wide for the hidden treasure chest filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams. one guy even found it and became the richest player on the server. he now goes by the name of Sir Blingalot.
so, like, come join us on this server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. plus, where else can you find a server where you can ride on giant chickens and talk to talking pigs? it’s like, totally awesome, dude.
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ElonCraft: French Asset Seizure Fiasco!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have one rule: no seizing Elon Musk’s assets! Why? Because we need him to help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is secretly running for president of the Minecraft world. France is just jealous that Elon’s redstone skills are better than theirs. Join us and help save the Minecraft world from a disastrous election outcome! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and cake. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime! -
TariffCraft FunLand
join our minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic experience ever! we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns that fart glitter, and creepers that dance the macarena!every friday is “tariff threats day” where players can challenge each other to ridiculous tasks like building a house out of nothing but diamonds or taming a wild llama with only a carrot.
our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens.
come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even find the legendary golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.
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AnarchyyMC
Welcome to AnarchyMC! A Brand New Friendly Anarchy Minecraft Server! ✨ Total Freedom – Minimal Rules! – No land claims, no limits – PvP, raiding, and griefing allowed! Only One Rule: No toxicity! 🌟 Other Features 🌟 – Friendly environment – TP Plugin: Teleports, Warps & Homes – Play solo or with friends, make new allies or enemies IP: mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz Version: 1.21.4 FAQs
Q: Can I claim land on this server?
A: No, there are no land claims allowed on this server.
Q: What are the rules regarding PvP, raiding, and griefing?
A: PvP, raiding, and griefing are all allowed on this server.
Q: What is the main rule of the server?
A: The main rule is to maintain a friendly and respectful chat environment with no toxicity allowed.
Q: Are there any teleportation features on the server?
A: Yes, the server has a TP Plugin with Teleports, Warps, and Homes.
Q: Can I play on this server solo or with friends?
A: Yes, you can play solo, with friends, or make new allies and enemies on this anarchy server.
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LostInYouthFallouts 1.20.6
Yo, bro, do you feel like you’ve been living in a society that’s been holding you back? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of society by building your own virtual world where money doesn’t matter and social life is whatever you make it. Plus, who needs women when you’ve got unlimited blocks to build with? Say goodbye to decades of irreparable damage to your mental state and hello to a new life of creativity and fun. Join now and start living your best blocky life!