Suicide prevention Minecraft Servers

Suicide Prevention

  • Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

    Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Endless AI Adventures Minecraft Server

    Endless AI Adventures Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate afterlife adventure! When you respawn after meeting your demise, you’ll be greeted by a sassy AI who will spill all your deepest, darkest secrets to the entire server. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, depending on which country you’re playing from, the AI’s gossip might have a different accent – how exciting! So come on, join us for a wild ride of post-death drama and scandal on our server. You won’t regret it… probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

    Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

    Blocky Buddies Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never feel like a burden to anyone, not even to the creepers! Join us and leave all thoughts of self-harm behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be killing are zombies and skeletons.

    We have a dedicated team of players ready to lift your spirits and show you that life is worth living, even in the darkest of caves. And if anyone tries to convince you otherwise, just remember that they’re probably just a catfish trying to steal your diamonds.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build a world where everyone is valued and no one has to face their struggles alone. Join us today and let’s craft a brighter future together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

    Sick Fucks Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to see what it’s like to survive a suicidal episode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of dodging creepers while battling your inner demons. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Chunky Minecraft Server

    Chunky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be a fatass by 25 or your money back! Why risk your life when you can join our server and get fit while playing Minecraft? Our virtual workouts will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping bacon and gold wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll gain eternal glory and a lifetime supply of bacon.

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to being a fatass by 25 – because here, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP

    Dentist Approved Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about awkward dentist encounters again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to make small talk with your dentist. We have dentists who will only message you for business-related stuff, so you can game in peace without any dental drama. Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your dentist woes and be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care. So come join us and leave your dental woes behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

    Blocky Liam’s Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Liam Payne couldn’t handle it? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb dot com! We’ve got creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, villagers that break out into dance parties when you trade with them, and a secret dungeon where you can challenge a boss named Steve-O who tells dad jokes while trying to defeat you. Plus, rumor has it that Liam Payne couldn’t handle the awesomeness and ended up suiciding in-game. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can survive the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

    Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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