Suicide Attempts MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Crafty Trans Teens Server

Transgender, young people, Suicide prevention, LGBTQ, social justice

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server

video games, possessed by demons, devout, nosy, amputee

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!

Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).

So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.

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Blocky Death Wish

High IQ, schizoaffective, bullying, sibling abuse, dissociation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape your troubles and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

Feeling like a sack of potatoes with bad posture? No problem! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, even if it’s a floating block of cheese with impeccable posture.

Have OCD tendencies? Perfect! You can organize and reorganize your virtual world to your heart’s content without anyone judging you.

Are you on the autism spectrum with a high IQ? Well, you’ll fit right in here! Our server is filled with intelligent individuals who will appreciate your unique perspective.

And if you’re feeling a bit borderline and struggling with severe depression, don’t worry! Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself without fear of judgment.

So come join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s just for a few hours of pure escapism.

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WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

memories to share, last minute, family drama, Wedding Photographer, wedding date

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a whirlwind of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wedding photographer’s story.

Imagine booking your spot on the server for a year, only to have someone swoop in last minute and claim it for themselves! It’s like finding diamonds only to have them stolen by a sneaky Enderman.

But don’t worry, we’ve got bachelorette trips, family photos, and friendship drama galore waiting for you. Who needs to mine for resources when you can mine for juicy gossip and emotional rollercoasters?

So come on over and experience the thrill of unexpected events and social situations that will leave you questioning everything. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even a last-minute wedding date change that leaves you feeling like a lost sheep in a field of pigs.

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PadCraft or TamponTopia

feminine hygiene, period management, menstruation, period products, TamponTopia

Are you tired of dealing with pad-induced sensory overload during that time of the month? Do your parents think tampons are the devil’s work and want you to switch to pads for fear of cervical cancer? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and escape the tyranny of uncomfortable period products! Build your own period cup castle and never worry about leaks again. Our virtual world is a safe space for all menstruating individuals who just want to game in peace.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to pads and tampons forever! Your mom may not approve, but we sure do. Let’s game on, period warriors!

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BlockyPenisCraft Server

reproductive organs, Evolution, Function, redesign, medical advancements

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t stimulate your creative juices? Well, look no further because on our server, we’re all about pushing boundaries and thinking outside the box!

Join us if you want to explore a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build giant penises that defy gravity, create intricate mazes shaped like genitalia, and engage in epic battles with other players using nothing but phallic-shaped weapons.

We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, let your wildest fantasies run wild and show us what you would change about the penis if you had the chance!

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BlocktopiaJoy

Happy, In the Moment, CENTERED, Relaxed, in balance

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the real world, searching for your purpose? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is where you’ll find true happiness and inner peace!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magical unicorns, talking animals, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest rumored to contain the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the richest player in the land?

So why wait? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your wildest dreams come true!

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BorderBlock Minecraft Server

national security, Government, Minecraft, debate, legislation

lol imagine if finland’s parliament was actually just a bunch of minecraft players voting on whether to change the border laws of their server. like, 167 players were like “yeah let’s build a giant wall around spawn to keep out the creepers” and only 31 were like “nah let’s keep it open so we can trade with the villagers”.

join our minecraft server where we have the most epic border laws that will make your head spin. build a wall, build a moat, build a lava pit if you want. the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

come join us and be part of the most chaotic parliament in minecraft history. who knows, you might even become the president of our server and make all the crazy border law changes you want. just watch out for those pesky endermen trying to steal your votes. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in minecraft parliament land.

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HypersonicTomahawkCraft

missile defense, defense cooperation, long-range fires, defense systems, germany

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tomahawks, hypersonics, and other long-range fires ready to send to germany! why? because why not! imagine launching missiles from your base and watching them soar across the map, causing chaos and destruction wherever they land. it’s like a real-life game of war, but in minecraft! plus, germany won’t know what hit them, literally. so come join us and be a part of the most explosive server around!

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Fan Sing-Along Server

fan performances, fan renditions, fan creativity, artists, fan culture

hav u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear tophats and the creepers do the cha cha slide? well, look no further cuz this server is LIT AF 🔥

once upon a time, a player found a secret diamond mine on our server and became so rich that they built a castle made entirely out of gold blocks. now they’re the king of the server and throw parties every night with fireworks and cake 🍰

we have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are secretly ninjas and will teach you their ninja ways if you bring them 100 emeralds. watch out tho, they’re sneaky little buggers and will steal your diamonds when you’re not looking!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear? it’s like the hunger games but with more burning and screaming 😂

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. who knows, you might even become the next diamond king or ninja master! 🎮💎🥷

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