join our epic minecraft server and never have disturbed sleep again! we guarantee that playing on our server will give you the best sleep of your life, preventing any suicidal thoughts or behaviors. our virtual world is so relaxing and fun, you’ll never want to leave! come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless fun and adventure!
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DreamCraft: Sleepless to Success
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NightlySurvivor – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy with their woolly powers. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will grant you unlimited power (and make you the envy of all your friends).
So what stopped you from ending it all that night? Join our server and let the madness begin!
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BlockySuicideWave
come join our minecraft server and escape the sadness of the real world, where even celebrities can’t handle it anymore! we promise our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about your troubles and just focus on building epic structures and surviving in a blocky world. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret to immortality and never have to worry about death again. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!
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CraftySuicideRiskMC
lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.
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SMP SuicideWatch – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.We’ve got a player who built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they had to be rescued by a team of flying pigs. Another player tried to tame a pack of wolves but ended up getting chased around by them for hours. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally turned their house into a giant lava pit.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep a bucket of water handy. Trust us, you’re not going to want to miss out on this crazy ride!
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SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!
SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!
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SuicidalSteve – Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge you to epic llama races to the death!But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous chickens who have formed their own mafia and will stop at nothing to protect their precious egg empire. Join us if you dare to face off against these feathered fiends in epic chicken battles that will leave you clucking with excitement!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the unexpected is the norm and where the question “What stopped you from killing yourself?” will be answered with “The thrill of facing off against llama parkour masters and chicken mafia bosses, of course!”
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BlockySurvival
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what stopped you from killing yourself (spoiler alert: it’s all the laughter and joy you’ll experience here)!
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PainfulPixelsMC
join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of virtual suicide! jump off cliffs, dive into lava, or get eaten by a pack of wild wolves! it’s all fun and games until you respawn and do it all over again!we have a special feature where you can turn into a zombie after dying, because who wouldn’t want to join the undead army and terrorize the living players?
our server is also home to the legendary cursed diamond sword that has a mind of its own! it will either protect you with its magical powers or turn against you in the heat of battle. it’s like having a moody teenager as your weapon!
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and creepers let loose and show off their sick dance moves. who knew monsters had such killer rhythm?
so come on down to our server and experience the chaos and madness that awaits you! just remember, suicide doesn’t stop the pain, you’re only moving it to a different dimension of insanity!
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DeathWish Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you wish death upon yourself? Look no further, because our server will make you wish death upon your enemies instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous Endermen, and a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out. Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet zombie pigman riding a chicken? So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft madness. Just remember, death is only the beginning on our server!