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  • EndlessCraftMC

    EndlessCraftMC
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the mundanity of everyday life!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against an army of evil villagers!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm where you’ll encounter lava lakes made of hot sauce and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend.

    So why waste another day feeling like you want to end it all when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Come join us and let the craziness begin!

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  • Blocky Brain Busters

    Blocky Brain Busters
    do you ever feel like your brain is a scrambled egg? well, on our minecraft server, that’s a good thing! we love players with brain damage because they bring a whole new level of chaos to the game. join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

    our server is like no other because we have a secret potion that makes your character do the wackiest things. one minute you’ll be building a house, and the next you’ll be flying through the air like a deranged chicken. it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen, then this is the server for you. we have players who have reported seeing unicorns, talking trees, and even a dancing potato. who knows what you’ll encounter when you join us!

    so if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast with a community of fellow brain-damaged players, then come on over to our minecraft server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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  • BlockBusters: Suicide Prevention Edition

    BlockBusters: Suicide Prevention Edition
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the brink of insanity! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for unsuspecting players.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary block-eating dragon, Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating Steve will grant you the power to control time itself, allowing you to turn back the clock and undo all those embarrassing deaths by falling into lava.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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  • DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

    DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

    On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

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  • PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP

    PixelSuicide Minecraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, if you’re feeling down and thinking about ending it all, you should totally join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just build and have fun all day long. Trust me, I was feeling super sad and then I joined and now I’m like the happiest person ever! Plus, we have this secret underground base full of diamonds and enchanted gear that you can only access if you join our server. So come on, join us and let’s build a world of happiness together! #MinecraftHealsAllPain #JoinUsAndBeHappy #DiamondsForDays 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

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  • Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

    Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus
    Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server

    Blocky Blues – MineCraft Server
    The worst thing about depression is not being able to find diamonds in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we guarantee you will find diamonds within the first 5 minutes of joining. That’s right, our world is filled with sparkly gems just waiting for you to mine them. And if that’s not enough to cheer you up, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. So come join us and let’s turn those frowns upside down!

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  • BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition

    BlockyGenderBender: Mental Health Edition
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

    Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

    And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

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  • CraftyDeathWish

    CraftyDeathWish
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

    Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

    And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

    So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

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