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Blocky Weight Loss Haven

adolescent health, ages 12-18, Anti-obesity drugs, blocky, GLP-1, Haven, Loss, lower risk, Medical research, medication, mental health, mental health benefits, Mental Wellness, obesity management, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, suicidal attempts, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, suicide risk reduction, weight, weight loss, young people, Youth Suicide

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2285
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9498
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3815	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	7152
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

Oops I Accidentally Killed Billions

accidentally, Atrocity, Billions, Bloodshed, catastrophe, crime, Darkness, death, Destruction, Evil, Genocide, Grief, Horror, Inhumanity, Killed, Loss, mass killing, murder, Oops, regret, remorse, sorrow, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and the wrath of our resident player who goes by the name “She killed billions”. Don’t let the name scare you though, she’s actually quite friendly…unless you cross her in-game. Legend has it that she once built a TNT cannon so powerful, it wiped out an entire village in one shot. But hey, who needs villagers anyway, right?

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging flying arrows, navigating treacherous lava pits, and trying not to get on the bad side of “She killed billions”. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become her next target for a prank involving a giant chicken statue in your base. Trust us, it’s an honor to be on her hit list.

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun…or else face the wrath of “She killed billions”. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Great Wall of Blocks: Where even the Chinese can’t deny our epic Minecraft creations!

ancient civilizations, Architecture, blocks, Chinese, Chinese inventions, creations, cultural contributions, cultural exchange, cultural heritage, cultural misconceptions, cultural pride, deny, Diversity, Epic, global impact, Great, historical achievements, innovation, Minecraft, mosque, Multiculturalism, religious tolerance, societal progress, Stereotypes, synagogue, Technology, Wall, world history

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, including giant Chinese inventions like the Great Wall and the Terracotta Army. Who knew the Chinese were such Minecraft pros?

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can place a mosque next to a synagogue and watch the chaos unfold. Will they live in harmony or will it be an epic battle for dominance? Only one way to find out!

So come on, join our server and see for yourself why the Chinese are the true pioneers of Minecraft creativity. Who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can have a whole new world of insanity waiting for you?

MineCraftSweats – Sweat, Tears, and Creeper Fears

#Readme, creeper, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, FEARS, general, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, MineCraftSweats, novel, plot spoilers, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, sweat, Tears, tech support, Thread, useful things, visual novel, VN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	6398
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with English-translated Japanese visual novels being the main theme.

Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb shitposting is strictly forbidden and where spoiler tags are used more than pickaxes.

Having trouble with your Minecraft experience? Don’t worry, just follow these steps before asking for tech support: 1. Make sure you’re in a Japanese locale (because why not?) 2. Read the readme (yes, we have one for a Minecraft server) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan VN help (because we’re just that extra) 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages (because who needs Google Translate?) 5. Just Google it (because we’re not tech support, we’re just here for the laughs)

Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of visual novels that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. Just be prepared for a wild ride that’s more intense than a hardcore survival mode playthrough.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before. It’s a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules). So grab your diamond sword and get ready for a journey that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon.

Blocky BBCs: The Minecraft Server Where Size Really Does Matter!

10 inch BBC, BBCs, blocky, cherry picking, cucks, discord server, Fags, horny, matter, Mind Blowing, Minecraft, Monsters, Reality, Server, sharing, SIZE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Farms Harvested:	450	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rare as a 10 inch BBC in real life? Look no further! Our server is filled with monstrous creations that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too, if you catch our drift). Join us and discover a world where horny fags and cucks roam free, cherry picking their way to victory. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Madman’s Chizuru Potty Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Anime, Anime Community, chizuru, comedy, Entertainment, fan reaction, humor, internet culture, japanese, madman, Madmans, Manga, Minecraft, Outrageous, Party, potty, potty scene, reaction, Reiji, Server, thread theme, toilet humor, unexpected, viral video

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no potty scenes? Well, look no further because Reiji the madman has created the most insane server ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with Chizuru potty scenes that will have you laughing until you cry. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-studded toilets and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

Bad Luck, blocks, conning dimwits, Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonesty, ends, Failure, financial loss, fraud, handing him money, Incompetence, ineptitude, LOSING, losing streak, Scamming.., Streak, sucks at everything, swindling, Trickery, Unlucky, unlucky streak, Unskilled

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Creeper’s Corner: Where even the villagers question your intelligence

#youtube, Bigotry, Corner, CREEPERS, Cunt, cyberbullying, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, HARMFUL, Hate Speech, hurtful, ignorant, inappropriate, insensitive, intelligence, offensive, online harassment, prejudice, question.., retardation, social media, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, villagers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3023	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	69	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you and all your fellow degenerates!

Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay imaginable. Our server is filled with crazy events like pig racing, chicken jousting, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But that’s not all! We also have the most epic loot drops, including diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted weapons that shoot rainbow lasers.

So, if you’re ready to leave behind the boring and mundane and enter a world of pure insanity, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. You may even find yourself questioning your own sanity. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

PussyLickCraft: Where the only limits are your imagination… and maybe a few ribs

imagination, Limits, PussyLickCraft, ribs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Items Found:	7604
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102
Potions Brewed:	134	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kronii getting her rib removed just to lick her own…you know what? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning your life choices in no time. Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures, build the most ridiculous structures, and meet the weirdest players this side of the blocky universe. Who needs reality when you can join us and enter a world where anything is possible, even if it involves removing body parts for questionable reasons. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Diamonds’ Without ‘LOL’

Crafty, diamonds, lol, long trail tags, McCraftface, name em, name em brainstorming, name em categories, name em concepts, name em creativity, name em examples, name em exploration, name em generator, name em ideas, name em inspiration, name em list, name em names, name em phrases, name em suggestions, name em tags, name em themes, name em topics, name em trail, name em words, Server, Spell

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Zombie Dances:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. They may spit at you occasionally, but it’s just their way of showing affection.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful not to anger her, or you might end up with a face full of feathers and diamonds.

4. We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to build a gingerbread house in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Wizard’s Wacky World

Greg Mitchell, Kike, Potter’s House Church, potters house, redpill, Wacky, wizards, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	177
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to uncover the truth about Greg Mitchell from the Potter’s House church! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to uncover whether he’s a secret kike or not. Will we find the answers we seek? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of conspiracy and chaos anywhere else! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible!