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Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit
Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films! -
💎 The Imperfectum SMP: Where Diamonds Aren’t Always a Miner’s Best Friend

Server Name Perfectum SMP Server Type Semi-vanilla Survival Age Requirement 15+ Application Process Required Unique Features Player head drops, armor stand improvements, BlueMap integration FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I apply to join the server?
To apply, visit our Discord server and look for the application process in the designated channel. Follow the instructions provided to submit your application.
2. What type of players are you looking for?
We are looking for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, and other aspects of the game. We value creativity and dedication.
3. How long does it take to hear back about my application?
We guarantee a response within a week of submitting your application. Our moderators carefully review each application to ensure the right fit for our community.
4. Can I join if I am under 15 years old?
Unfortunately, our server is strictly for players aged 15 and above. This age requirement helps maintain a mature gaming environment for all our members.
5. Are there any rules I should be aware of before joining?
Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon acceptance into the server.
6. What kind of events does the server host?
We regularly plan both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged and vibrant. These events can range from build competitions to community challenges.
7. Is the server community friendly and inclusive?
Absolutely! We pride ourselves on creating a welcoming and inclusive community where every player’s voice is heard and valued. Respect and cooperation are key values on our server.
Have more questions? Feel free to join our Discord server or visit our website for more information!
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LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!

LangleyGaming Minecraft Server
LangleyGaming Minecraft Server
Server Address survivalmc.langleygaming.gg Server Version Folia 1.20.6 Step into the world of LangleyGaming, a Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server where chaos reigns and anything goes! This is not your typical Minecraft experience—here, there are no rules, no protections, and no safe zones. From the moment you join, the world is yours to explore, shape, and dominate, but beware: every player you meet could be a friend, a foe, or something worse.
Forge your path in a vast, unpredictable landscape where you can build towering fortresses or raze entire kingdoms. Engage in brutal PvP combat, raid bases, or survive as a lone nomad in the wilderness. The server’s true freedom allows you to create your own story, whether through forming alliances or waging war against others. In this ruthless, lawless world, survival is not guaranteed—only the strongest, most cunning players will thrive.
LangleyGaming offers a unique, unfiltered Minecraft experience where your only limit is your imagination—and the actions of other players. Join now and carve your legacy in this unforgiving, anarchic universe!
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Are there any rules on this server? No, there are no rules on LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. It’s an anarchy server where anything goes. Can I protect my builds from other players? No, there are no protections for your builds on this server. Be prepared to defend them yourself. What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server? You need Minecraft version Folia 1.20.6 to join LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. Is PvP allowed on this server? Yes, PvP combat is allowed on LangleyGaming. Be prepared to fight for your survival.
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RoomieGFswap: EvictMePlz
Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own house without worrying about someone kicking you out for their girlfriend!On our server, you can create your own paradise without the fear of being asked to leave just because your roommate wants some alone time with their significant other. Build a mansion, a castle, or even a treehouse – the possibilities are endless!
Join now and escape the real world drama for a world where you are the master of your own domain. Plus, our server is so cheap to join, you won’t have to worry about quadrupling your rent payments like in real life. So come on over and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to leave the roommate drama at the door!
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SlimCraft2021
Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape real-life drama like this! Our server is a safe space where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players. No arguments about weight loss here – just pure fun!We have virtual doctors who will take your disabilities seriously, no matter what they may be. Need a break from the real world? Hop on our server and leave your troubles behind. Plus, our rollator-friendly paths make it easy for everyone to navigate and enjoy the game.
So come join us and leave the weight of the world behind – both literally and figuratively! No body shaming allowed, just good times and great adventures. See you there!
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PolandCraft: Next in Line Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE POLAND WILL BE NEXT IF UKRAINE LOSES THE WAR! WE GOTTA PROTECT POLAND WITH OUR BLOCKY BUILDING SKILLS AND CREEPER FIGHTING POWERS!ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST TO FIND THE GOLDEN DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DESTINY THAT WILL SAVE POLAND FROM DOOM! JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THE BLOCKY LANDS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS ENDLESS DIAMONDS AND A MAGICAL PIG THAT CAN FLY! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND SAVE POLAND WITH US!
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BabyRageWalks
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your parenting skills? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience the thrill of suggesting parenting tips to strangers online!Imagine a world where you can calmly advise other players on how to handle their virtual babies. Just like the time I suggested to a fellow player to take a walk with their Minecraft baby to calm them down. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!
Join our server and be prepared for some intense baby-raising drama. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a player who refuses to take your advice. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
So if you’re ready to dive into a world where parenting skills are put to the test, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even end up calming virtual babies and earning the title of the ultimate Minecraft parent. See you there!
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ResortCraft: Where vanilla is just a suggestion

Server Name ResortCraft Server Type Semi-vanilla Description A very simplistic Minecraft server for players who enjoy gameplay from 2011/2012 IP ResortCraft.r2f.co Discord https://discord.gg/TgpVUTY FAQ
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?
A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.
Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on ResortCraft.
Q: Are there any specific rules players must follow?
A: Yes, players must adhere to the server’s rules which can be found on the Discord server.
Q: Are there any plugins on the server?
A: ResortCraft is a semi-vanilla server, meaning it only has minimal plugins for essential functionalities.
Q: Can players create their own factions or communities on the server?
A: Yes, players are encouraged to form their own factions and communities within the server.
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?
A: PvP is allowed, but players should only engage in combat with mutual consent.
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WifelessCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayals, alliances, and unexpected plot twists!Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a world where your best friend’s dad throws extravagant parties, and you get to tag along as the plus one. But oh no, your fiance wants to join in on the fun too! Will you choose loyalty to your friend or risk it all for love? The stakes are high, the tension is palpable, and the dress code is strictly enforced.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets, mysterious characters, and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what adventures await you in this virtual world?
So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama and excitement you could ever want? See you there, and remember: trust no one, not even your virtual best friend!

