so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the bomb dot com, yo. like, you can build your own little world and stuff. but get this, the owner is like this super cool Iranian FM who’s all about moving Israelis to Greenland after Trump’s initiative. like, what even?! it’s like a whole new level of drama and chaos, but in minecraft form. so if you’re into that kind of wacky shiz, you gotta join this server, like, right now. plus, there’s, like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the madness, bro.
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GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
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GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.
Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!
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ManlyLove Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a server with a twist? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to spice things up!Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement as you navigate through crazy challenges and wacky adventures. But that’s not all – on our server, we have a special feature where your character can only climax if you talk about being with another player! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Imagine the thrill of trying to build your dream castle while also trying to satisfy your character’s needs for some steamy talk about being with someone else. It’s a challenge like no other!
So, if you’re up for a hilarious and outrageous time, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle with your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right?
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DraftSaver Minecraft SMP
OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit and you should join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons why you should join:1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone!
2. Our admin is a literal wizard who can summon dragons and make rainbows shoot out of his butt. It’s wild, I tell ya!
3. We have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells the best jokes. Seriously, you won’t stop laughing!
4. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit filled with flying chickens. It’s chaotic and hilarious at the same time!
5. We have a haunted mansion where ghosts play pranks on unsuspecting players. Spooky, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
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HangryCraft: SorryNotSorry
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride? Look no further than our server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera!Join us for a server experience filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this couple’s disastrous trip to Florida. From misunderstandings over Chipotle to heated arguments in the car, we’ve got it all!
Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through tough situations with your fellow players, just like this couple tried to navigate through their relationship issues. Will you be able to keep your cool like the OP, or will you end up screaming at the top of your lungs like her partner?
Join now for a server experience that’s more dramatic than a reality TV show! Who needs scripted drama when you have real-life chaos like this?
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MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare
so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.
come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎
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Vanilla Multiplayer
Server Overview
Feature Description Survival Gameplay Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications. Grief Protection Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players. Player-Driven Economy Run your own shop and control the economy yourself. Cross-Platform Support Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server. Server Details
Java IP vanillamultiplayer.com Java Port 25565 Bedrock IP bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com Bedrock Port 19132 Community Links
Website vanillamultiplayer.com Discord discord.vanillamultiplayer.com Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!
Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report any issues or suggestions on our Discord.
FAQ
Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?
A: No, we have grief protection in place to ensure players’ creations are safe.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Simply use the provided IP address and port for your preferred platform.
Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?
A: Yes, PvP is enabled but only in designated areas.
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MapleCraftMergeUS
so i was just mining some diamonds on this epic minecraft server when i heard the craziest news ever! apparently, Trudeau resigned and Trump was like “hey canada, wanna merge with us???” like what even is happening right now, i can’t even. but anyways, you should totally join this server because we have the most lit community ever. like, we have a whole village of llamas that are secretly plotting to take over the world. and don’t even get me started on the epic pvp battles that go down in the nether. plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. so yeah, come join us and witness the madness for yourself!
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GoogleMe4NYEats?
Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!
So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!
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Vanilla Multiplayer
Vanilla Multiplayer Minecraft Server
Server Features Survival Gameplay: Engage in classic survival mode with minimal modifications. Grief Protection: Build confidently knowing your creations are protected from other players. Player-Driven Economy: Run your own shop and control the economy yourself. Cross-Platform Support: Play on any device you feel comfortable on, all on the same server. Server Details Java IP: vanillamultiplayer.com Java Port: 25565 Bedrock IP: bedrock.vanillamultiplayer.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Community Links Website: vanillamultiplayer.com Discord: discord.vanillamultiplayer.com Join us today and become part of a vibrant community where your voice matters!
Note: Vanilla Multiplayer is in heavy BETA, please bear with us and report anything you might deem game-breaking, needing to change, or just a suggestion to our Discord.
FAQs
- Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?
- A: No, griefing is not allowed. We have grief protection in place to protect players’ creations.
- Q: Can I run my own shop on the server?
- A: Yes, you can run your own shop and control the economy within the server.
- Q: Is there support for cross-platform play?
- A: Yes, you can play on any device you prefer, all on the same server.