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BlockParty Eviction

aita, bills, blockparty, car repo, Communication, difficult conversations, Eviction, financial responsibility, financial strain, Food, Job Search, Jobless, living situation, move out, payments, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommates, Tough Decisions, Ultimatum

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of freeloaders eating all your virtual food and not paying their virtual bills on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any John-like behavior!

Join us for a wild ride where you can kick out lazy roommates who don’t contribute to the virtual rent! We promise you won’t feel guilty about it, because hey, it’s just a game, right?

And don’t worry, we have plenty of job opportunities for all players, so you won’t have to rely on your friend’s shady connections to get hired in our virtual world. So come on in and start building your dream virtual life without any John-like drama holding you back!

LifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

CHANGE, Development, discipline, empowerment, goals, habits, Happiness, health, Lifestyle, LifeUpgrade, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, positivity, progress, Routine, self improvement, smp, success, transformation, wellness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will legit change your life forever. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and grants wishes.

Join us and you’ll find yourself on a wild adventure filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, talking chickens, and a secret underground society of potato farmers. We have epic build battles where you can unleash your inner Bob Ross and create masterpieces that will make Picasso jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and hackers. Plus, we have a secret treasure hunt where you can find rare items like enchanted golden carrots and magical disco balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, your life will never be the same again.

InstaDeath Surprise

deadly consequences, deadly hazards, deadly surprises, fatal risks, fatal surprises, hidden dangers, hidden killers, hidden perils, InstaDeath, instant death, instant fatalities, lethal threats, secret killers, silent killers, silent threats, sudden fatalities, Surprise, unexpected dangers, unforeseen risks, unknown dangers, unknown risks, unnoticed dangers

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9200

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be killed instantly by the dreaded Killer Bunnies! That’s right, these fluffy little creatures may look cute and innocent, but they will not hesitate to take you out with their razor-sharp teeth and killer instincts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by their fearless leader General Cluckington. These chickens are not your average farm animals – they are trained in the art of warfare and will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Join forces with them or beware of their pecking wrath!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cactus Forest, where the cacti have a mind of their own and will attack anyone who dares to enter their domain. But don’t worry, if you survive the prickly onslaught, you may just discover hidden treasures and secrets that will make it all worth it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes (and running for your life) at every turn!

BlockyProtest Minecraft Server

activism, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, BlockyProtest, civic engagement, civil society, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, freedom of speech, Government, Minecraft, political shift, Political unrest, PREMIER, Protesters, public outcry, russia, Server, Slovaks, solidarity, Streets protest

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol this server is like a protest but in minecraft!! we take to the streets but in block form!! premier is like a villager but he keeps shifting toward russia like he’s trying to trade with them or something lol. join us and fight for our blocky rights!! we build giant signs that say “no russia” and throw virtual snowballs at anyone who tries to trade with them. it’s a virtual revolution, but with creepers and pigs!! come join the fun and help us overthrow the premier before he builds a giant russian flag in the town square!! #blockyprotest #minecraftrevolution #downwithrussia

MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders

Canada, economic impact, global market, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, mexico, new, North America, North American Free Trade Agreement, orders, protectionism, Refuse, steel industry, steel production, steelmakers, supply chain, TacoCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, US

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!

Asshole to Asshole Craft

Asshole, asshole to asshole, awkward situations, body parts, Boundaries, cheek to cheek, closeness, Craft, cultural norms, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Intimacy, personal boundaries, personal connections, personal space, physical boundaries, physical contact, physical proximity, social customs, social interactions, social norms, taboo

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8882	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate butt-to-butt showdown, join our minecraft server! we have a special mini game called “booty battle” where u and ur friends can compete to see who has the strongest glutes in all of minecraft land.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground tunnel system filled with rare booty-themed treasures for u to discover. u never know what u might find down there – maybe a pair of diamond-encrusted booty shorts or a golden butt plug.

if u’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have u laughing ur ass off (literally). butt seriously, u won’t regret it!

Cobbleton Forever

Backpacks, Cobbleton, collaboration, cooperation, crops, discord server, Fern’s Furniture, Ip:, Map, Modpack, paths, player application, Portal Scrolls, pouches, rules, Secret’s Journal, Shelford, smp, stonecutter recipes, Treasure Hunts, Website, Wiki

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	151	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Animals Bred:	107	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Overview

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a focus on community and quality of life. We have collectible treasure hunts and a graylist for players.

Quick Info

IP
play.cobbleton.com

Links

About Us

Pouches and backpacks
Portal Scrolls for teleportation
Custom furniture from Fern’s Furniture
Tons of quality of life changes
Proximity voice chat and Fortnite style pinging
Various world types like resource and creative
No P2W mechanics

Join Today

If you like what you’re hearing, join us at play.cobbleton.com to start your Cobbleton journey!

Oshi Eats & Collabs 1.20

collaboration, Collabs, craving, desire, Eating, Eats, eats out, Fan, FANTASY, Hunger, Idol, indulgence, INTIMATE, Naughty, Oshi, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, Sensual, taboo, weeks

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic collabs with your favorite idols! We’ll make sure you have a wild time building together and then we’ll feast on virtual delicacies like there’s no tomorrow. Who needs real food when you can have a taste of victory in every bite? Come join us for a crazy ride through the world of blocky adventures and questionable culinary choices!

SisFreeRidesNoMore

ADVANTAGE, Boundaries, compensation, convenience, Driving, Excuses, family, Flaky, Fun, Guilt, Help, oldest sister, Plans, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, RIDES, Siblings, SisFreeRidesNoMore, Transportation, Uber, youngest sister

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama of being an unpaid Uber for your younger sibling! Our server is full of epic adventures, crazy builds, and absolutely zero requests for rides to the store.

Imagine a world where you can build to your heart’s content without being guilt-tripped into chauffeuring your sister and her friend around town. No more flaky friends’ moms, no more excuses from your other siblings – just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car to drive your sister around in the game – because in Minecraft, anything is possible!

DreamCraft: Not as Glam as You Think

DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, DreamCraft, expectations vs reality, false beliefs, false perceptions, fantasy vs truth, fantasy world, glam, harsh reality, harsh truths, idealization, idealized images, misconceptions, reality check, romantic fantasies, romantic illusions, romanticized notions, ROMANTICIZING, rose-colored glasses, shattered dreams, unmet expectations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1194	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of people romanticizing things that are just not as great as they seem? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shatter all your illusions! Join us for a wild ride where nothing is as it seems and reality is always stranger than fiction.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes? Trust us, it’s a real thing.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Of course you have, who wouldn’t want that? And on our server, that dream can become a reality. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, things may not be as romantic as you imagine, but they sure are a whole lot more fun!