Sugary Drinks MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

iced drinks, Slushie, health, liquid, sugar substitute

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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PixelSoda Slimming Land

sugary drink consumption, tax impact, beverage taxation, sugary drinks, weight management

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical potions that make you shrink and grow like Alice in Wonderland! It’s like a trippy adventure every time you take a sip!

And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!

So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!

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Sugar Rush Kingdom

cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, obesity, health impact

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

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SnackAttackMC SMP

SnackAttackMC, bad habits, emotional eating, late night snacking, sedentary lifestyle

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic battles ever! Like, one time, we had a fight over who had the best pet pig and it turned into a full-on war with TNT and diamond swords flying everywhere. It was so crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our building competitions. We once had to build a giant statue of a potato and let me tell you, things got out of hand real quick. People were building potato cannons and launching spuds at each other, it was absolute chaos.

But the best part about this SMP is the community. We’re all a bunch of weirdos who love to goof around and have a good time. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let your freak flag fly and just be yourself, then you need to join us ASAP!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the shenanigans begin!

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ChunkyCraft

weight management, Healthy Eating, stress eating, unhealthy eating, weight gain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

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EnerGuzzlerCraft

drink variety, energy boost, drink consumption, drink options, Beverages

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Minecraft SMP: RottingTeethGang

cavities, smp, Rot, teeth, oral hygiene

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is rotten teeth! That’s right, we have a unique economy system where players trade in their decaying molars for rare items and resources.

But be careful, because one player drank so much soda that his teeth completely rotted and fell out! Now he’s known as the Toothless Bandit, stealing teeth from unsuspecting players to add to his collection. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your pearly whites?

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with toothy treasures and dental disasters. Who knew dental hygiene could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

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AddictCraft Minecraft Server

guilty pleasures, unhealthy habits, lack of exercise, Minecraft, late night snacking

Are you addicted to the sweet, sweet rush of adrenaline that comes with dodging creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft? Do you find yourself craving the pixelated thrill of exploring vast virtual worlds and battling virtual dragons? Then boy oh boy, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and wacky shenanigans. We’ve got a secret underground rollercoaster that will make you question your sanity, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, and a pet pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot who will accompany you on all your quests.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of brave warriors to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob once single-handedly took down an entire army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs sleep or social interaction when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders? Trust us, your real-life responsibilities can wait. Minecraft is calling, and it’s time to answer.

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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

lack of portion control, lack of self-discipline, Server, weight gain, obesity

Are you tired of being judged for your love of cake and cookies in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate all things chonky! Join us for epic build battles where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your supply of snacks). Our community is full of fellow food enthusiasts who will support you on your quest to build the biggest, most delicious structures in the game. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that being a little extra thicc is nothing to be ashamed of!

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RussianTrenchDiggers

Russian government, conscription, international relations, forced labor, Military

join this epic minecraft server where we have over 10,000 russian citizens digging trenches in ukraine! why, you ask? well, because we need them to mine diamonds for us, duh! imagine all the shiny rocks you can get your hands on while watching russians work hard for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of this crazy adventure? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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