Sugary Beverages MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

Warning, Glycerol, slushies, hospitalisations, iced drinks

come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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Fizz & Java Crafters

coffee consumption, stroke prevention, caffeine intake, health outcomes, tea consumption

come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

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CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

foods, Sugar, Nutrients, added sugar, obesity

Yo, dude, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got foods & drinks that will blow your mind, like seriously. You know why adults be overdoing it on saturated fat & added sugar? It’s cuz of all the cheese & soda they be chompin’ on. But wait, there’s more! We got other sources of these bad boys that will make you go “whaaaat?!”

So like, if you wanna know why it’s so dang hard to limit fat & sugar to 10% of your daily calories, then you gotta come hang with us on this server. We’ll show you a whole new world of food and drink that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍔🥤 #MinecraftMadness

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Nexus Survival: Where chaos is the only rule – except for no griefing, please and thank you.

Nexus, launch date, Welcoming, Griefing, Vanilla

Nexus Survival Server Overview

Server Features
Version: Minecraft 1.21
Type: Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Community Events: Dragon Fight July 27th!

About Us: Welcome to Nexus Survival, where friendship and creativity flourish! Our casual SMP server offers a relaxed environment with no griefing and respectful gameplay rules. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or new to Minecraft, Nexus Survival is your home for endless exploration and communal fun.

Community-Driven Experience: Join a diverse community of players who share your passion for Minecraft. Participate in server-wide events like build contests and group adventures, or simply enjoy exploring our dynamic world together. At Nexus Survival, every player’s contribution helps shape our vibrant virtual community.

Join Us: Prepare to embark on a new Minecraft journey with Nexus Survival! Stay tuned for our upcoming launch date. Connect with us on Discord and be part of our friendly and welcoming community. Discord: https://discord.gg/hBZUxRZzcW

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When does the server open?	The server opens on July 20th, 2024.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Minecraft 1.21.
What type of server is Nexus Survival?	Nexus Survival is a Casual SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server.
Are there any community events?	Yes, there is a Dragon Fight scheduled for July 27th!

Block Therapy Minecraft Server

BLOCK, mental health services, mental health support, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of feeling down in the dumps? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee to turn that frown upside down! Our virtual world is so uplifting that even if you’re feeling like a sad sack, you’ll be feeling pretty good in no time. Join us for some blocky fun and let the good vibes flow!

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GameOn Minecraft Server

multiplayer, hobby, Gaming Community, online gaming, Pastime

Are you tired of being a noob in the gaming world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and become a master builder, a redstone wizard, or a creeper whisperer – the choice is yours!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent pandas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right. These pandas have built the most epic structures, tamed the wildest mobs, and even defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but their bamboo sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Imagine partying with creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Endermen – it’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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KittyCraft Minecraft Server

OFFENDED, Personal, UNCOMFORTABLE, KittyCraft, Recommend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating tricky situations like deciding whether to give a kitten to a racist KKK supporter. Our community is full of surprises and questionable decisions, so you’ll never be bored!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. You never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. So come on and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

Disclaimer: No actual kittens or racist KKK supporters were harmed in the making of this server description. Join at your own risk!

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DryWeddingEscape

outing, sober groom, Bars, dry wedding, boring wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have a wild time? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate party experience!

Imagine a world where weddings are held in Minecraft mansions and the bride and groom are throwing a crazy after party. But wait, there’s a twist – it’s a dry wedding! No alcohol allowed, but that won’t stop you from having a blast.

Leave the boring wedding behind and join our server for some virtual drinks and non-stop fun. The bride may call you an asshole for leaving, but hey, you’re just trying to have a good time, right?

So come on, join our server and show the bride that you can party like a pro in Minecraft! Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one filled with drama and excitement? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone talking for days!

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Crafty Dads Minecraft Server

Dads, Minecraft, Crafty, Server

Are you tired of worrying about your daughter’s safety in the real world? Well, worry no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a team of highly trained virtual bodyguards to protect her at all times! From creepers to zombies, nothing stands a chance against our elite protection squad.

Join our server now and rest easy knowing that your daughter is safe from harm, all while she builds epic structures and battles fierce mobs. Plus, our virtual therapists are always on standby to help you cope with the stress of being a Minecraft parent. So why wait? Join today and let your daughter’s virtual adventures begin!

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CraftyPatriotz

devotion, Honor, sense of belonging, Duty, nationalism

Are you ready to show your patriotism in the most epic way possible? Join our Minecraft server and prove your loyalty to your country by battling it out in intense PvP matches against players from around the world!

Imagine this: You’re in the middle of a heated battle, fighting for the honor of your nation, when suddenly a wild creeper appears and starts wreaking havoc. Will you stand your ground and protect your homeland, or will you run away like a scared little sheep? The choice is yours, but remember, only the bravest and most patriotic players will emerge victorious!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in thrilling mini-games like Capture the Flag, where you’ll have to outsmart your opponents and secure the flag for your country. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not try your luck in our hardcore survival mode, where every decision could mean life or death for your character?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show the world that you’re willing to die for your country – or at least respawn a few times for it!

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