sugary beverages – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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Fizz & Java Crafters

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come join our minecraft server, where drinking fizzy drinks will make your character run faster than lightning! we have a secret potion that turns your character into a tea-drinking superhero, able to fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. but beware, if you drink too much coffee, your character will start jittering uncontrollably and accidentally set fire to everything in sight. join our wacky world of beverages and see what crazy adventures await you!

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CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

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Yo, dude, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. We got foods & drinks that will blow your mind, like seriously. You know why adults be overdoing it on saturated fat & added sugar? It’s cuz of all the cheese & soda they be chompin’ on. But wait, there’s more! We got other sources of these bad boys that will make you go “whaaaat?!”

So like, if you wanna know why it’s so dang hard to limit fat & sugar to 10% of your daily calories, then you gotta come hang with us on this server. We’ll show you a whole new world of food and drink that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🍔🥤 #MinecraftMadness

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Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

bad optimization, computer graphics, game development, games, Gaming, gaming experience, gaming graphics, gaming industry, graphics, Hardware, Minecraft, optimization issues, Performance, PIXEL, Poo, raytracing, raytracing technology, Rendering, Server, software, Technology, video games, visual effects, visual fidelity

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the epic raytracing effects. Can you imagine how cool that looks?

2. Our optimization is so bad that it’s actually good. You’ll be teleporting around the map faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend.”

3. The last time someone tried to mine for diamonds, they accidentally unearthed a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of chickens. True story.

So, if you’re ready to dive into a world where chaos reigns and raytracing is king (but not mandatory), then join us on this insane Minecraft server today!

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Iconic Anime Shot Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action and drama!

Join us and become part of the most epic anime-inspired Minecraft adventure of the century. From epic battles with creepers to dramatic plot twists that will leave you on the edge of your seat, our server has it all.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary diamond sword hidden within its depths, you will become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show off your skills as you compete in thrilling challenges and quests. Who knows, you might just post the most iconic anime shot of the decade and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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Consent is Overrated Minecraft Server

age of consent, age restrictions, Child protection, child welfare, consent, cultural shift, early 1900, higher AoC, historical perspective, informed consent, legal age, legal boundaries, lower mentality, Minecraft, Overrated, psychological development, reminder, Server, sexual maturity, societal impact, societal norms, too damn high, underage exploitation

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the age of consent is so high, even the villagers are blushing! But don’t worry, we’re not stuck in the early 1900s where toddlers were running the show. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. True story. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. Because who doesn’t love a good diamond cake?

So come on down to our server where the age of consent is sky-high and the possibilities are endless. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your selfies. See you in the game, player!

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TheCraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, devotion, gf, husband, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Significant Other, smp, Spouse, Support, teamwork, TheCraftyCouple, Thread, Trust, Wife

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing top hats. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

2. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where players ride around on flying pigs and conduct business deals with talking villagers. It’s like a mix of Wall Street and Animal Farm, but way more entertaining.

3. Every full moon, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla terrorizes the server, stomping on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever it goes. Can you defeat this feathered fiend and earn the admiration of your fellow players?

4. Our community events include synchronized sheep shearing competitions, underwater pumpkin carving contests, and a weekly “build a house blindfolded” challenge. It’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures in Minecraft you’ll ever have!

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Crafty Idol Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of singing idols appears out of nowhere and starts performing a concert for you! That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even impromptu idol performances in the middle of a mine.

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like the Gakuen Conference where you can learn all about the latest gossip in the idol world. And don’t miss out on the VL Cosmo playing SYNDUALITY Echo of Ada – it’s a mind-blowing experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret collab featuring “Campus mode!!” and “Fighting my way” – it’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity you won’t want to miss!

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Sauna Party Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the Naurava Ronald SMP, where chaos reigns and laughter never stops! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Ronald himself.

Our server is home to the most epic pranks and trolling you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Picture this: you log in to find your house has been turned into a giant cake, your diamonds replaced with potatoes, and your pet wolf wearing a tutu. It’s all in good fun, right?

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like the Great Sheep Race, where players ride sheep through obstacle courses while being chased by flying pigs. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments, where winners receive a crown made of TNT and bragging rights for eternity.

So why join Naurava Ronald SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and befriend a talking parrot who tells terrible jokes? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we want you to be a part of it. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Woods Run Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building a majestic castle or getting attacked by a random bear while going for a peaceful run near the woods. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with the bear and recruit it to be your loyal sidekick in your quest for domination. Join us now for a wild and unpredictable adventure unlike any other! Just watch out for those sneaky woodland creatures…

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Coom in Moom’s Womb Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “I coom in Moom’s womb” and let me tell you, their antics are wilder than a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Join our server if you want to witness the chaos that ensues when “I coom in Moom’s womb” decides to prank unsuspecting players by filling their houses with llamas or turning their farms into giant mushrooms. But be warned, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of lava!

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch your back because you never know what kind of shenanigans “I coom in Moom’s womb” has up their sleeve next!

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Dan Machi Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take hours to accomplish anything? Well, look no further because our server guarantees you will have a full episode’s worth of fun in less than 20 minutes!

Join us and embark on epic quests like battling a giant chicken boss or rescuing villagers from a horde of evil bunnies. Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re in a Minecraft speedrun!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary unicorn mount waiting to be tamed by the bravest player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most action-packed, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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