sugar substitute Minecraft Servers

Sugar Substitute

  • Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

    Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.

    we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!

    who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sugarcube Minecraft Server

    Sugarcube Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than aspartame? Look no further! Our server is so sweet, it’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our pixelated pigs are all hopped up on aspartame, so you’ll never run out of bacon! Join us and experience the sugary madness for yourself. Who needs real sugar when you have a Minecraft server this sweet?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ErythritolClotCraft

    ErythritolClotCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

    XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

    imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

    plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset

    ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like ur brain is on shrooms? well, do we have the server for u! our server is so trippy, it resets ur neural networks like u wouldn’t believe. psilocybin ain’t got nothin on us!

    imagine mining for diamonds while ur brain is making changes that last for weeks. u’ll be building epic structures while the communication pathways in ur brain are connecting like never before. it’s like ur in a whole new dimension, man.

    join our server for the ultimate mind-bending experience. who needs drugs when u can play minecraft on our server? come see for urself and prepare to have ur mind blown.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Welcome to “highcraft: Where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is… there are no rules! Vanilla, PvP, and just a sprinkle of insanity!”

    Welcome to “highcraft: Where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is… there are no rules! Vanilla, PvP, and just a sprinkle of insanity!”

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/4D6pbHgM

    Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! Its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server currently running? Yes, the server is already running.
    Is it a survival-pvp experience? Yes, the server offers a survival-pvp experience.
    Can players create their own teams? Yes, players can create their own teams using the clan system.
    Is the server suitable for everyone? No, the server is not for everyone due to its intense PvP gameplay.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Boruto’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    Boruto’s Blocky Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lackluster builds and unoriginal content? Well, look no further because on our server, Ikemoto has actually drawn some good pages for a change! That’s right, you can expect top-notch artwork and epic builds that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a squad of ninja chickens to raid the Ender Dragon’s lair. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Ikemoto drawing more good pages – stranger things have happened in our crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BrownCraft Minecraft Server

    BrownCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where America is actually a brown immigrant, internationally culturally speaking. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible, even the most absurd scenarios!

    Join us and experience the chaos of a brown immigrant America trying to navigate the world of Minecraft. Will they build a wall to keep out hostile mobs? Will they start a taco truck business in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers. Trust us, you won’t find this level of wackiness anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a brown immigrant America along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DocSeatDrama Minecraft Server

    DocSeatDrama Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s reaction to you not sitting next to her husband at the doctor’s office? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior!

    We promise you won’t have to worry about offending anyone by sitting in the wrong spot, unless you build your house too close to someone else’s. Then all bets are off – expect some serious Minecraft shade to be thrown your way!

    Our server is so intense, even your parents will be dragged into the drama. They’ll be forced to choose sides in epic battles of sibling rivalry and hurt feelings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious virtual family therapy sessions along the way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BedRockBracesSplit

    BedRockBracesSplit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual world where you are the center of attention.

    On our server, you can create the coolest new bed for yourself without anyone telling you what to do with your money. No more being guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned cash for someone else’s braces. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you are the star!

    Forget about being called selfish or a dick by your sister – on our server, you are the king (or queen) of your domain. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, freedom, and fabulous new beds. Who needs clear braces when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP