sugar substitute – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Slushie City – No Glycerol Intoxication
children, city, decreased consciousness, emergency room, freezing solid, Glycerol, glycerol intoxication syndrome, health, hospitalisations, iced drinks, intoxication, liquid, low blood sugar, Prevention, Safety, Slushie, slushies, study, sugar substitute, sugary beverages, sugary drinks, Under-8s, Warning
come join our epic minecraft server where we have slushies made with glycerol that will make you go WILD! forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we have the most insane slushie parties that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud 9.
we’ve had 21 hospitalizations from players who couldn’t handle the glycerol intoxication syndrome, but don’t worry, we have doctors in-game to take care of you. experience decreased consciousness and low blood sugar like never before!
who needs regular old minecraft when you can join our server and live life on the edge with our glycerol-infused slushies? come join us for the craziest and most dangerous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world. trust us, it’s worth the risk!

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Sugarcube Minecraft Server
artificial sweetener, aspartame, Beverages, controversial, diabetes, diet, food additives, health, Ingredient, long-term effects, low calorie, metabolism, Minecraft, Moderation, nutrition, research, Safety, Server, side effects, sugar substitute, sugarcube, sweet cravings, weight loss
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s sweeter than aspartame? Look no further! Our server is so sweet, it’ll make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our pixelated pigs are all hopped up on aspartame, so you’ll never run out of bacon! Join us and experience the sugary madness for yourself. Who needs real sugar when you have a Minecraft server this sweet?

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ErythritolClotCraft
artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

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XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition
artificial sweetener, Attack, blood circulation, blood clot formation, blood clotting, blood sugar levels, blood thinning, blood vessel function, cardiac health, cardiovascular risk, clot prevention, dental health, Edition, European Heart Journal, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, plaque buildup, prothrombotic, sugar substitute, thrombosis, vascular health, xylitol, XyloCraft
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!
imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).

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Ad Mistake Minecraft Server
Ad based revenue, brainrot, Content Creation, DOCTORS, flood of content, high investment, high reward, horse shit, human history, incentive, informative content, Janitors, little investment, low reward, massive flood, Mechanics, Minecraft, mistake, modest reward, monetarily incentivizes, Quality Content, Server, time wasting
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join us for a chance to escape the madness of ad-based revenue and dive into a world where creativity and chaos reign supreme. Our server is like a virtual circus, with more twists and turns than a roller coaster made of spaghetti.
Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a realm where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or ride a pig into battle – the choice is yours!
And the best part? We have a secret potion that turns every player into a dancing chicken for 24 hours. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken breakdancing in diamond armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs ad revenue when you have flying pigs and disco chickens?

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I Trolled Tomatoes Minecraft SMP
Minecraft, smp, tomatoes, Trolled
Welcome to MILFs, the Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner cougar! Our server is filled with luscious landscapes, tantalizing treasures, and of course, plenty of mature players ready to show you the ropes.
Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to spice things up with some hot mamas who know how to game. Our community is full of strong, independent players who aren’t afraid to take charge and lead the way to victory.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on MILFs. Rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where players gather to dance the night away and share scandalous stories. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunt that leads to a hidden stash of diamonds guarded by a pack of wild cougars.
So if you’re ready to unleash your inner milf and join a server that’s anything but ordinary, come on over to MILFs. Just be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before!

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SkyCity-Citybuild.de
Bedwars, building, Cities, City Build, collaboration, Collaborative, creativity, Economy, futuristic, idyllic, landscapes, Massive, Medieval, metropolis, Minecraft, Projects, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, SkyCity, Skywars, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Village
Welcome to our Minecraft City Build Server!
Here you can let your creativity run wild and create the most impressive cities and landscapes with other players. Be it a futuristic metropolis, a medieval city or an idyllic village – everything is possible!
What awaits you on our server?
Collaborative Building: Collaborate with other players to create massive cities, landscapes, and monumental structures. Different building areas: Choose your own building plot or work in a team to realize large-scale projects.
Your SkyCity team
SkyCity-Citybuild.de

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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server
assertive, Bants, blocky, bold, brazen, challenge, command, compliance, Daring, Demand, explicit, expose, follow orders, Minecraft, obedience, Provocative, provocative statement, push boundaries, Reveal, RISQUE, Server, Suggestive, titties, whip out
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, if I told you to whip out your titties, you’d have to do it! That’s right, we’ve got crazy challenges and dares that will keep you on your toes (or should I say, on your tits). Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of nudity. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show us what you’ve got (literally)!

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The Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
Cadet, Minecraft, smp, Space
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience – Dawn of 2000s! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a group of time-traveling llamas who accidentally got stuck in the year 2000 and decided to start a Minecraft server. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasures from the future. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.
3. Our community events include epic dance parties where everyone has to wear early 2000s fashion. Get ready to break out those cargo pants and frosted tips!
4. The server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s pogs. That’s right, we’re bringing back the classic game of pogs and using them to trade for goods and services.
So what are you waiting for? Join Dawn of 2000s today and experience the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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MineDemon Network
Cross-Play, Custom, ENDERBOX PVP, GENSPVP, Minecraft, MineDemon Network, PvP, Survival, Survival OP
Welcome to MineDemon Network!
Modalities: – SURVIVAL OP (CUSTOM) – ENDERBOX PVP – GENSPVP
At the moment we have Survival OP enabled (Custom)
minedemon.com:25594

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Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server
ANONYMOUS, Crafty, culo, Generate, list, long tail, Minecraft, no 928785475, Server, tags
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because Culo is here to shake things up!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Our custom-built map features hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs out of your nose.
But that’s not all! Our staff team is made up of trained ninja pandas who are always ready to assist you with anything you need, whether it’s building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT or organizing a massive chicken dance party in the town square.
So what are you waiting for? Join Culo today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the flying llamas armed with laser beams…they can be a bit unpredictable.

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Middle Aged Minecraft SMP Mamas
age gap, aged, Boundaries, Communication, Cons of sex with middle aged women, emotional connection, Experience, first hand experiences, intense post nut clarity, Intimacy, libido, mamas, Maturity, middle, middle aged women, Minecraft, Older Women, Physical attraction, Post-nut clarity, relationships, sexual experiences, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, smp, wisdom
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate post nut clarity experience!
Join us for a wild ride where every block you break will reveal hidden truths about the universe. Our server is so intense that players have reported achieving enlightenment after just one session.
But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of chaos and hilarity where the only way to survive is to embrace the madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience post nut clarity like never before!

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qBroccoli Craft
Atm9, Land claiming, minecraft server, PVP disabled, qBroccoli Craft, sky modpack, Skyblock, version 1.1.3
Welcome to qBroccoli Craft!
ATM9 to the sky modpack. version 1.1.3
Feel free to come join along and play with your friends. PvP is disabled and land claiming is enabled.
Please note you need to install atm9 to the sky modpack to play this server. we are running the latest version
37.221.199.159

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Brazilian Femcel Dating Minecraft Server
beauty standards, Brazilian, Communication, Confidence, Cultural differences, DATING, FEMCEL, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding
Are you tired of dating boring old Steve and Alex? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can date a Brazilian femcel! She’s got the moves like a Samba dancer and the crafting skills of a pro. Plus, she’ll serenade you with love songs while you mine for diamonds. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got a Brazilian femcel by your side? Join now for a chance at love and adventure like never before!

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