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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!