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Pillow Myth Minecraft Server

homicide methods, Minecraft, forensic science, fact check, pillow safety

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a world where human beings are invincible against pillows! That’s right, you can try to smother someone with a pillow all you want, but they will never die. It’s like a never-ending pillow fight that you can’t lose!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground pillow fort where players can battle it out in epic pillow wars. The winner gets a crown made out of feathers and bragging rights for being the ultimate pillow warrior.

Join us now and experience the thrill of trying to kill someone with a pillow, only to realize it’s impossible. It’s a whole new level of Minecraft fun that you won’t find anywhere else!

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DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, selfish, Respect, couch surfing, guilt tripping

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

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SecondsToDie Minecraft SMP

Stroke, falling objects, extreme cold, explosion, poisonous gas

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the mobs are not the only thing out to get you. Our server is so hardcore that even the grass is plotting your demise. But fear not, for the only way to survive is to join our ranks and show those sneaky blocks who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually sentient beings who will fight alongside you in battle. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outwit killer grass and recruit diamond allies.

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YachtSuffoCraft

investigation, tragic accident, source, two people, Cabin

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN MIKE LYNCH’S YACHT CAN’T HANDLE IT! TWO DUDES WENT INTO THE CABIN TO ESCAPE THE MADNESS, BUT THEY COULDN’T HANDLE THE FUN AND SUFFOCATED! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA LIVE LIFE ON THE EDGE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! WHO NEEDS OXYGEN WHEN YOU HAVE BLOCKS TO MINE AND CREEPERS TO DODGE?! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrSuffocate

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CraftyConspiracies

unconventional beliefs, Unconventional, secret conspiracy theory, light-hearted, humor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind why creepers explode, why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk, and why Endermen are always stealing blocks (spoiler alert: they’re building a secret Enderman disco party house).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.

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SeaSabotageCraft

nato, Surveillance, international relations, SeaSabotageCraft, russia

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest ride eva! we got underwater cables gettin sabotaged like some spy movie shiz! join us and be part of da epic battle to protect da Baltic Sea! we need ur help to enhance our military presence and take down dem sneaky saboteurs! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft!

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OceanPvP

Minecraft, NA, Precision, 1.21.3, Modern PvP

Welcome to OceanPvP Experience the pinnacle of Modern PvP, where precision and strategy define the battlefield!

Current Features: FFA Modes: Hone your skills with Sword, DiamondPot, and CrystalPvP challenges. Practice Mode: Currently under development — exciting updates are on the way!

Supported Minecraft Versions: Seamlessly join the action from 1.16.5 to 1.21.3.

Server Location: We’re currently hosted in Europe (EU), with plans to expand to a North American (NA) domain soon.

Server IP: oceanpvp.xyz

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The Face of 1HP 1.20.2

post, face, virtual, Quick, challenge

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality rollercoaster for your brain! Imagine being on 1HP in real life and then posting your face on /v/ – that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll experience here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life, join now and show off your 1HP face to the world!

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DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition

young ladies, XMAS, older and younger, Edition, city

Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you!

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NiceCelebRudeCeleb Minecraft SMP

celebrities in real life, celebrity encounters, celebrities off screen, Minecraft, celebrities behind the scenes

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF! We have like, so many celebs playing with us, it’s insane. Like, Justin Bieber built a giant statue of himself out of diamonds, and Beyonce has a secret underground bunker full of rare loot. But watch out for Kanye West, he keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds and build a castle made entirely of gold blocks. It’s wild, man. So come join us and hang out with all the celebs, it’s gonna be epic!

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