why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. yea, u heard me right! and the best part? u can ride the chicken-pig-diamond-juggler too!
but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through lava lakes and zombie-infested dungeons. u might even find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots!
and if that’s not enough to convince u, how about this: our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. they once built a working roller coaster that goes through the nether and back!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They’re your new best friends! They’ll follow you around, spitting at any haters that come near.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, I tell ya!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the only roller coaster in the world where you can ride on a flying pig while eating a golden apple.
So what are you waiting for? Join now before the evil chickens take over and start a revolution against the cows. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you don’t wanna miss it! Let’s get this party started, baby!
| Main Mods | Ice and fireArs NouveauBlood magic |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/pS9vCSgt |
| Server IP | 88.211.212.7:25565 |
Currently, we have a player base of only 10.
The main mods on the server are Ice and Fire, Ars Nouveau, and Blood Magic. There are also world terrain mods and various medieval-themed armor and weapons mods.
Yes, there is currently one kingdom established on the server.
You can join the server by using the server IP: 88.211.212.7:25565.
We got crazy cool builds, like skyscrapers and beaches and stuff. It’s like, totally epic, man.
And the best part is, you can like, make alliances with other players and form your own little virtual gang. It’s like, virtual gang warfare, bro.
So, if you wanna be the ultimate boss of Los Angeles in Minecraft, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the chance to rule the virtual world, dude.
Imagine a world where you can leave a bidet outside the bathroom and see if your virtual roommate will actually take care of it. Will they step up to the challenge or leave it sitting there for days? The drama, the suspense, the virtual passive-aggressive notes!
But wait, there’s more! You can also give virtual ultimatums, change virtual locks, and even dish out virtual cash for personal expenses. It’s like living with your real family, but without the messy kitchen and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.
So come join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally be the one in control. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!
And get this, there’s a rumor that there’s a secret underground dungeon that’s like the size of a whole freakin’ continent! And inside, there’s a giant diamond block that’s worth a bazillion diamonds! But watch out, because there’s also a giant lava monster guarding it that shoots fireballs the size of school buses!
But wait, there’s more! The villagers in this SMP are all super smart and have built a whole city in the treetops, with bridges and zip lines connecting everything! And rumor has it, there’s a secret society of ninja pandas that protect the city from evil mobs!
So come join us on this crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where everything is 10 times bigger and 10 times more ridiculous! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros!