why should u join? well, let me tell u a little secret…our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of minecraft. they will guide u through the game and help u become the ultimate minecraft master.
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a magical floating island in the sky? yeah, that’s right. u can build your base in the clouds and watch the sunset every night while sipping on a virtual margarita.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on our crazy minecraft server and let’s make some epic memories together! oh, and don’t worry about the whole “sexual violence in Sudan” thing, that’s definitely not happening here. just good old-fashioned minecraft fun!
we got crazy builds that will blow ur mind, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. yea, u heard me right! and the best part? u can ride the chicken-pig-diamond-juggler too!
but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through lava lakes and zombie-infested dungeons. u might even find a secret treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots!
and if that’s not enough to convince u, how about this: our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. they once built a working roller coaster that goes through the nether and back!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it.
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats. And guess what? They’re your new best friends! They’ll follow you around, spitting at any haters that come near.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s lit, I tell ya!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the only roller coaster in the world where you can ride on a flying pig while eating a golden apple.
So what are you waiting for? Join now before the evil chickens take over and start a revolution against the cows. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you don’t wanna miss it! Let’s get this party started, baby!
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk! not to mention, our players are all brainiacs who can solve puzzles in their sleep! we even have a special challenge where u gotta connect the dots in a sea of noise, just like tryin to find ur way out of a maze in the dark!
so come on over and join the fun! who needs reality when u can escape to our wild and wacky world of minecraft madness! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Features |
|---|
| Hacking is allowed |
| Griefing is allowed |
| Base building |
| Pvp |
| No resets ever |
| Chat is not moderated |
| No bans |
| Already 200 GB storage |
| Obbi roof and 2 nether highways |
Join our Discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy
Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net
A: Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
A: Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
A: You are free to build your base as you wish.
A: Yes, players can engage in PvP combat.
A: No, there are no plans for server resets.
A: Chat is not moderated, so players can speak freely.
A: No, you won’t get banned from Nova Anarchy.
Join our server and leave behind the struggles of buying groceries for ungrateful housemates. No more arguments about mac and cheese versus real food – on our server, you can feast on virtual steaks every day!
Forget about food stamps and food banks, on our server, you can create your own food paradise without any judgment. And if anyone complains about your vegetarian diet, just build them a virtual meat market to keep them happy!
So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Build, explore, and leave your real-life roommate problems behind!
But the real reason you need to join this server? The diamond mines are actually portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve ridden a rainbow unicorn into battle against a fire-breathing dragon.
So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life. You won’t regret it, I promise!
Want to fight off creepers and zombies with insane firepower? Join us and get your hands on weapons that will make you feel like a total boss. Plus, rumor has it that our weapons are so powerful, they can even take down the Ender Dragon in one hit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the ultimate battle of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🔥🐉 #minecraftmadness #weaponswag #joinusnow