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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 6247 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7068 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!