SUCKS……2022 Minecraft Servers

SUCKS……2022 Minecraft Servers

  • Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun

    Ginger Village: Anti-Inflammatory Fun
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 506
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Animals Bred: 92
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

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    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT GINGERBREAD HOUSES AND SH*T!

    OUR SERVER IS LIT AF WITH GINGER SUPPLEMENTS THAT WILL MAKE U FEEL LIKE A BOSS FIGHTING OFF CHRONIC LOW-GRADE INFLAMMATION!

    WE EVEN HAVE A SPECIAL QUEST WHERE U GOTTA FIGHT DIABETIC ZOMBIES AND SAVE THE GINGERBREAD VILLAGE!

    SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT WITH GINGER POWER, Y’ALL! 🤪🔥🍪 #GINGERGANG #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PolyGreat Minecraft server

    PolyGreat Minecraft server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1618
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 7588
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server with a real map of Europe, with ready-made countries. Come in, develop, fight, trade! Lead your state to greatness!

    play.polygreat.ru

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  • karlssonSMP

    karlssonSMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2529
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mines Excavated: 3677
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13

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    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 4 launched on January 3rd, 2025, with a new world!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    • Custom Armor Statues: Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    • Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads: Adding details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    • Anti-Grief Measures: Protecting your creations with antigrief features.
    • Multiplayer Sleep: Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    • Shopping District: Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
    • 25k World Border: Explore an expansive world filled with opportunities and adventure.
    • Squaremap: The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their browser.
    • Map Resets: Fresh starts every 6 months to keep things exciting (Season 4 started January 3rd, 2025!)
    • Simple Voice Chat: Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    • Player Head Drops: Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.
    • Silence Me Datapack: Keep those noisy mobs quiet when you need a little peace.
    • Universal Dyeing Datapack: Unleash your creativity with easier dye options.

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    • Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    • Location: Europe
    • Current Version: 1.21.4

    ⏩ How to Join: Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    FAQ:

    Q: How can I join karlssonSMP? A: To join karlssonSMP, head over to our Discord server and fill out an application.
    Q: What are the server rules? A: Our server has a zero-tolerance policy against stealing, cheating, and griefing. All players are expected to follow these rules to maintain a safe gaming environment for everyone.
    Q: Are there any in-game cosmetics available? A: Yes, we offer a variety of in-game cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your gameplay experience.
    Q: How often does the map reset? A: The map resets every 6 months to keep the gameplay exciting and fresh. Season 4 started on January 3rd, 2025.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MindCraft Haven 1.21.1

    MindCraft Haven 1.21.1
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 7542
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ores Mined: 962 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

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    Yo, bro, forget about all those wannabe psychologists online, come join our Minecraft server where the only therapy you need is building a giant chicken out of blocks! Who needs real science when you can have virtual therapy sessions with a creeper? Join now and let your inner block artist shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VacayVillains Minecraft Server

    VacayVillains Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 8447
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8755
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

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    Are you tired of overbearing parents who just can’t seem to let you breathe? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world and experience true freedom!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom packing away your toothbrush in fear of it being used to clean the toilet. You can keep your toiletries right where you want them, no questions asked!

    And forget about embarrassing moments in the change room – here, no one will barge in while you’re half naked trying on clothes. You can change in peace and privacy, without any unwanted interruptions.

    Plus, when you order the wrong type of popcorn at our virtual shows, you won’t have to deal with any dramatic scenes at the bar. You can handle it yourself, no need for mom to step in and make a fuss!

    Join our server now and take control of your own destiny – because here, you’re the boss! Say goodbye to feeling overwhelmed and anxious, and hello to a world where you can finally be yourself. And remember, on our server, you’re never too old to stand up for your autonomy – even if you’re a 30 year old (soon) woman!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PastaBedSheetFiasco

    PastaBedSheetFiasco
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7357
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Runes Activated: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to heat up your pasta in bed for a few hours before playing! Our players are as eccentric as they come, with habits that will leave you in stitches.

    Join us for a unique gaming experience where you can laugh until you cry at the outrageous stories and antics of our community. Who needs a microwave when you can heat up your food in bed for that extra oily flavor?

    Come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town. Just be prepared for some serious laughs and maybe a few hygiene concerns along the way. Don’t miss out on the most hilarious Minecraft server around!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SneakySteveMC SMP

    SneakySteveMC SMP
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9998
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magic Items Found: 8628
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

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    OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner is actually a talking potato who can shoot lasers from his eyes. It’s like a whole new level of insanity, you won’t believe it until you see it!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant statue of a chicken doing the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So come join us on this wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness. Let’s get weird, my fellow blockheads!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCrafters69

    BoomerCrafters69
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2676
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 358
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Found: 9422
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 610467
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life politics and instead focus on building your own virtual empire!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between the Zombie Pigmen and the Ender Dragons, all while dodging creepers and building your very own castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

    Our server is so addictive, even politicians in their 70s can’t resist logging on to unleash their inner warrior and wreak havoc on our pixelated world. Who needs money and power when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

    So come join us and see why our server is the ultimate escape from the madness of real life politics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 6350
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

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    so like, imagine this, right? putin and trump are like, ready to talk, but they’re waiting for signals from the US. but like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got putin and trump skins you can wear while you build your epic castle or whatever. maybe you’ll even get a secret message from the kremlin while you’re playing, who knows? join now for a chance to be a part of this crazy political drama in the minecraft world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KimJongCraft2020

    KimJongCraft2020
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 2960
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3194 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

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    so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna meet with kim jong un”? well, that’s like, sooo last season. come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the macarena, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles and giving out diamonds like they’re candy. so forget about politics and come join the real party on our server! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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