Join us for a chance to witness bizarre alliances, epic battles, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between sucking American cock or swallowing American cum (just kidding…or are we?). So come on and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!
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Society Sucks Minecraft Server
collapse, current society, EASY FIX, enjoy what you have, live sober, Minecraft, minimum wage, Server, societal change, societal collapse, societal commentary, societal critique, societal expectations, societal issues, societal norms, Societal Problems, societal reform, societal solutions, societal structure, societal transformation, society, SUCKS, work part-timeAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to grind for hours just to get a few diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our server where the only currency is dirt blocks and the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken every time you mine a block.But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate dancing dirt block miner on our server!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Entertainment, Fromsoft, fromsoft games, games, Gaming, hololive, Hololive members, LOSE, members, Minecraft, mori, News, PALS, PERMS, PIXEL, pokemon, pokemon games, Server, soon, Stream, streaming, SUCKS, unavailable, unavailable gamesAre you tired of not being able to play your favorite games because of some silly restrictions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can play all the Fromsoft and Pokemon games you want, without any pesky bans or limitations!Join us and become a part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. We have Hololive members streaming live from our server, battling it out in epic PvP matches and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Who needs Fromsoft and Pokemon games when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this crazy adventure. Join our server now and let the madness begin!
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Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP
acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKSWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! -
Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP
Blame, Despair, Everything.., fair, feeling, Happy, hate, hopelessness, hurt, Life’s not fair, Lifes, Loneliness, LOSE, loved ones, Minecraft, nothing good, point, Sadness, smp, Struggle, SUCKS, SUICIDE, unclear reasonsWelcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!
Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.
So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.
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Scrolls Combat Server – Minecraft Server
Boring, BROWN, cave, Combat, DISAPPOINTING, dull colors, elder scrolls, empty world, gameplay, grey, lackluster, large world, Minecraft, Repetitive, Scrolls, Server, Shit, SUCKS, underwhelming, unexciting, uninteresting, Walking, WritingAre you tired of boring combat and dull landscapes in other games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive battles, vibrant colors, and epic adventures! Say goodbye to walking aimlessly in empty worlds and caves – on our server, you’ll be dodging fireballs from dragons, exploring rainbow-colored forests, and uncovering hidden treasures in every corner. Don’t waste your time on lackluster games like Elder Scrolls – come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience! -
PolyCraft: Where the crafting is more poly than a bad relationship!
Active, application, bad, chest previews, Community, Crafting, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, food data pack, Friendly, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Poly, Polycraft, relationship, Semi Vanilla, smp, stonecutter recipes, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, WaystonePoly-Craft Minecraft Server
Server Type Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature Map Start Date 6/26/2024 Features Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Katters and Qraftys structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, /trigger gotospawn, Treefeller, Graves Joining Poly-Craft:
Apply to join here
Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us
Discord: Join Our Discord Server
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer Is there an age requirement to join? Poly-Craft is a mature server, so we prefer players over 18 years old. What is greylisting? Greylisting is a method of blocking unwanted traffic while still allowing legitimate users to access the server. You need to apply and be approved before full access is granted. Can I use mods on the server? We have specific data packs and mods enabled on the server. Additional mods must be approved by admins before use. How active is the community? We have a friendly and active community with regular events and discussions both in-game and on Discord. -
Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server
/balt/, AusNZ, ausnz banter, ausnz banter balt, ausnz banter edition, ausnz edition, ausnz edition banter, balt ausnz, balt ausnz banter, balt ausnz edition, balt banter, balt banter ausnz, balt banter edition, balt edition, balt edition banter, banter, banter edition, banter edition balt, Edition, Minecraft, ServerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!
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””how did i end up like this” Minecraft SMP”
coping mechanisms, Despair, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, feeling lost, finding direction, hopelessness, how did i end up like this, identity crisis, introspection, life choices, mental health, Minecraft, questioning life choices, searching for meaning, seeking answers, self reflection, smp, Soul searching, struggling with purpose, uncertainty, what is the point of living anymoreAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with diamonds and emeralds, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?
So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and live life on the edge of insanity? Come join us and see just how wild and wacky Minecraft can truly be!
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BucketListMinecraftSMP
Adventure, attending a music festival, bucket list, BucketListMinecraftSMP, bungee jumping, climbing a mountain, experiencing a traditional Japanese tea ceremony, hiking Machu Picchu, hot air balloon ride, learning a new language, learning to surf, road trip across the country, scuba diving, seeing the Northern Lights, skydiving, starting a business, swimming with dolphins, travel, visiting all seven wonders of the world, volunteering abroad, Writing a bookAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated dance-off with a creeper. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of skeletons. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server also has a special quest system where you can embark on epic adventures to find the fabled diamond-encrusted potato or rescue a group of villagers from a horde of zombie chickens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most absurd gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll make for a great story).
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TwistCraft: The Ultimate Plot Twist
best movie, cinematic surprises, favorite films, film analysis, film recommendations, mind-bending twists, movie buffs, movie discussions, movie recommendation, movie reviews, movie twists, must-watch movies, Plot, plot twist, surprising plot twists, suspenseful movies, thriller movies, top movies, Twist, twist endings, TwistCraft, Ultimate, unexpected ending, unexpected plotJoin our Minecraft server and experience plot twists that will make M. Night Shyamalan jealous! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret dungeons appearing out of nowhere to friendly villagers turning into bloodthirsty zombies. You never know what’s going to happen next, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns. Who needs movies when you can have all the suspense and drama right here in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can unravel the ultimate plot twist that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game! -
HouthisCraft: Cruise Missile Mayhem
anti-ship cruise missiles, arms race, arms trafficking, cruise, defense technology, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, Houthis, HouthisCraft, international relations, iran, MAYHEM, Middle East conflict, military alliances, military intervention, Missile, missile defense, naval warfare, regional instability, Reuters, russia, security threats, weapons proliferationyo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got russia and iran teaming up to arm houthis with anti-ship cruise missiles. like, who even does that in minecraft?! u can be part of this epic battle and help the houthis take over the server with their advanced weaponry. it’s gonna be lit, fam. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. #minecraftwarfare #russiaviran #houthisrule -
Redstone PMS – Autoimmune Zone
autoimmune, autoimmune conditions, autoimmune diseases, autoimmune disorders, chronic conditions, diabetes, early menopause, health risks, hormonal disorders, hormonal health, hormonal imbalances, Lupus, menstrual disorders, menstrual health, PMs, premature ovarian insufficiency, Redstone, reproductive health, women’s fertility, Women’s Health, women’s hormones, women’s reproductive health, women’s wellness, ZoneLOL, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz u kno wat? Women whose periods stop early are like the VIP players here! They got dat premature ovarian insufficiency condition and they are more likely to develop diabetes and lupus in the game! It’s like they got superpowers or something, but in a totally wacky and unpredictable way! So come join us and see what crazy autoimmune conditions you can unlock in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft! It’s gonna be a period of fun, I mean period of time, I mean…just come play with us, okay? -
GoatZone Reborn: Where goats have superpowers and only cool kids are allowed in
Adventure, Allowed, Biomes, building, Chicago-inspired, city building, community project, Cool, creativity, Dimensions, discovering, exclusive powers, Exploration, Goats, GoatZone, Kids, Modded, Modern city, Mods, reborn, Server Community, Special abilities, superpower learning, superpower variety, superpower wielding, Superpowers, teamwork, unique experienceGoatZone Reborn Minecraft Server
Overview Looking for a fun and unique Minecraft experience like no other? Look no further than GoatZone Reborn, where every player gets a special superpower – and no two players have the same one! ⚡ Whether it’s super speed, flight, super strength, elemental control, laser vision, or something totally different, there are tons of powers to discover. Each one is exclusive, making your abilities unique to you! 🏙️ But we’re not just about powers – we’re also working together to build a modern Chicago-inspired city. It’s a community project where everyone helps design and build the city from the ground up. 🌍 For those who love exploring, we’ve added plenty of mods that introduce new biomes, dimensions, and more for you to adventure through, making it hard to run out of new things to discover. 🔨 If you’re into building, exploring, and learning to wield your own super powers, this server is for you! FAQ:
How do I get a superpower?
Every player automatically receives a random superpower upon joining the server.
Can I trade superpowers with other players?
No, each superpower is unique to the player and cannot be traded or changed.
Is there a limit to the number of superpowers players can have?
Players can only have one superpower at a time.
How can I join the city-building project?
Simply join the server and start contributing to the community build in the designated city area.
Are there rules for using superpowers?
Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and balance among players. Make sure to read the server’s guidelines.