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DressCraft: SuckItUpSis

beach wedding, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid dress compromise, bridesmaid dress controversy, bridesmaid dress drama, bridesmaid dress etiquette, bridesmaid dress fitting, bridesmaid dress opinions, bridesmaid dress preferences, bridesmaid dress selection, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid responsibilities, Cousins wedding, DressCraft, floral pattern, satin dress, SuckItUpSis, supporting the bride, tropical theme, wedding attire, wedding day attire, wedding planning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	581	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as colorful as my cousin Christie’s wedding dress? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with vibrant orange satin blocks and pink floral patterns galore.

Just like my sister Jessica, you might not be a fan of the dress code, but hey, it’s all about supporting the bride’s vision, right? Embrace the bold and bright colors of our server and let your inner fashionista shine!

With only 8 months until the big day (or server launch), now’s the time to join and make your mark before everyone else gets on board. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some bridesmaids (or fellow players) who share your love (or hate) for the dress!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a tropical paradise of fun and excitement. Who needs drama when you have Minecraft to escape to? Let’s make this the best wedding (server) ever!

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ores Mined:	3895	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Emeralds Found:	3028
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Crops Grown:	9078	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, boundaries in marriage, Communication, Creepercraft, DISRESPECTFUL, FLIRTING, hitting on me, joking, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacting, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, setting boundaries, social situations, Tension, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situations, wife’s best friend

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8897
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward love triangles in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only love triangles you’ll encounter are between you, your pickaxe, and that shiny diamond ore! No more flirty comments from your wife’s best friend, just friendly banter with fellow gamers who understand the true meaning of boundaries (hint: they involve blocks in the game, not in your personal life).

Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!

RoomieRageCraft

Agony, aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Cursing, Defeat, Disrespect, encouragement, exhaustion, friendship, Hiking, hurtful behavior, mountain hike, new friends, Pain, Respect, RoomieRageCraft, roommate conflict, rules, tailbone surgery, weight struggles

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

So, picture this: a Minecraft server where you can escape your real-life drama and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle of living with a crazy roommate like Kayla. On this server, there are no strict rules like no drinking or hanging out with guy friends – in fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a place where you can curse, watch all the sex scenes and violence you want in movies and TV shows, and just let loose without judgment.

But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!

TV Show Fails Server

bad TV, disappointing TV, Fails, least enjoyable episode, least enjoyable show, least favorite episode, least favorite show, least liked episode, least liked show, Server, Show, Television series, Television Show, terrible episode, TV disappointment, tv episode, TV letdown, TV letdown episode, TV letdowns, TV series, worst episode, worst TV episode, worst TV show

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster episodes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

Forget about the worst episode of any television show, because on our server, every day is a new adventure. Want to participate in a llama fashion show? Done. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? We got you covered.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Trust us, you won’t find that on Netflix. Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Attack, BARRAGE, Conflict, Defense, Havoc, hezbollah, Hezbollah attack, idf, IDF officer, IDF soldier, Injuries, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, northern Israel, OFFICER, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Astral Projections Made:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even hezbollah wants to join in on the action! our battles are so intense, they reach all the way to northern israel! join us and you might just end up in a real-life war zone, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! our pvp matches are so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re dodging rockets and bullets left and right! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of battle like never before!

DownUnderCraft

australian government, CounterTerrorism, downundercraft, emergency response, homeland security, intelligence agencies, law enforcement, national alert, national defense, national security, probable, public awareness, Public Safety, risk assessment, safety precautions, security measures, security protocols, terror alert, Terrorism, terrorist threats, threat level

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	458	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Oi mate, forget about all that seriousness, come join our Minecraft server instead! The only thing “probable” here is the chance of you having a blast! We’ve got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that breakdance, and skeletons that shoot arrows made of rainbows. Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually just a giant cuddly teddy bear. So what are you waiting for? Join now before the Australian government raises the cuteness threat level to ‘extreme’!

VersionImpossiblCraft

current version, Exact, Identity, IMPOSSIBLE, introspection, personal growth, see, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-identity, self-image, self-observation, self-perception, self-realization, VersionImpossiblCraft, yourself

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can never see ur current version cuz u always changin like a chameleon on speed. one minute ur a pig, next minute ur a diamond sword. it’s like a surprise party in ur pants every time u log on. come join the fun and see what version of urself u’ll be next!