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Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Animals Bred:	116	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Votes:	7447
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Dooby’s Jerboa Minecraft Server

#youtube, Activity, Dooby, Doobys, Gators, Jerboa, jumping mouse, Minecraft, October 20, roingus enthusiasts, Server, socials, Station, subscribe, teamates, Thread, train-bound, twitch, twitter, update, Vtuber, Watson

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	416	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	313	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take jumping to a whole new level! Join us on our crazy train-bound adventures with Dooby, the mouse vtuber who is always up for some roingus shenanigans.

On October 20th, something wild is going down on the server – you won’t want to miss it! Team up with fellow train enthusiasts, gator lovers, and anyone else who’s ready to jump into the madness.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll unlock secret levels, discover hidden treasures, and maybe even encounter a real-life jumping mouse (okay, maybe not, but a player dressed as one is just as good).

So hop on board, like, subscribe, and follow Dooby’s socials to stay in the loop. And remember, the previous station may have been fun, but this one is where the real party’s at! Let’s get roingus, baby!

She Looking At Minecraft SMP

bewilderment, confusion, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Examination, Focus, inquisitive, Intrigue, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Observation, perplexed, puzzled, Questioning, scrutiny, smp, STARING, Surveillance, surveillance society, Wonder

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Star Shards Collected:	149	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes rolling through, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the title of Chicken Queen? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Momma’s Money Pit Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, financial support, guilt tripping, long-term support, Minecraft, mommas, MONEY, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, Pit, public confrontation, Server, standing up for yourself, tough love

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Astral Projections Made:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mom in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without any interference from family drama!

Join us and escape the clutches of financial manipulation! Build your own empire and show off your creativity without worrying about being called “selfish” for wanting to improve your own life.

Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations in a healthy and constructive way. No more family gatherings where you have to hold back – here, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world drama and hello to a world where the only limits are your imagination. Join now and start building your dream life, one block at a time!

Mother-in-Lawcraft

beauty spot, broken ankle, comfort eating, depression, dress, fat, furious, hurt, husband, Marriage, medication side effects, mental health issues, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCraft, Pain, photos, self esteem, surgeries, Tears, wedding day, weight gain

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to take any photos of you looking like a “pile of fat shit” in a dress with a medical boot! Join us for a wedding-free experience where your self-esteem will remain intact, unlike OP’s in this crazy story.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, like dealing with in-laws who just won’t listen to your wishes. Here, you can build your dream world without any interference from meddling family members or judgmental spouses.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only tears you’ll shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have. And remember, on our server, you’re always the beautiful bride, no matter what anyone else says!

QuoteCraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchantments Applied:	239

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players try to build a giant hot dog roller coaster while being chased by a horde of zombie villagers. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have you laughing for days!

HateflixMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of being judged for not liking that one movie everyone else raves about? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your movie opinions don’t matter at all! Our server is filled with players who understand that not everyone has to love the same things, especially when it comes to movies. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the haters of that popular movie gather to plot its downfall. So if you want to join the resistance against the tyranny of that overrated flick, come on over and build with us!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.