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Blocky Booty Adventures: Where Even Creepers Get Lucky

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3409
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	4355
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your real-life woes and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and building like you’ve never seen before. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those awkward encounters with married men – unless, of course, you want to recreate them in pixelated form!

With our endless possibilities for fun and laughter, you’ll never feel ruined again. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just leave the real-life drama at the door!

storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	195
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of dealing with stormfags who can’t make up their minds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight for the true West…and by that, we mean we fight for the best building spots and resources! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will make you laugh until you cry, and we promise that no stormfags will ever be allowed in. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare items…or so the legend goes. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

MediOWL server Minecraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!

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Pity Girl Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unlikely of matches can be made! Join us and find your perfect gaming partner, whether you’re a blocky beauty or a pixelated player. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places, just like our obese friend who played matchmaker for his fit friend and a girl who was clearly out of his league. So come on, join us and see what crazy connections you can make in our virtual world! Who knows, you might just end up thanking us for introducing you to your new gaming soulmate.

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans #3008

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5767
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	201	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Hey there, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have got some insane stuff going on in our server!

First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!

Anime Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9356
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of adulting and just want to escape to a world where you can watch 1,122 episodes of anime without any interruptions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where time stands still and responsibilities are a thing of the past. Who needs a job when you can spend all day watching anime and building epic structures with your fellow players? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to the real world!

Minecraft SMP: Degree in Redstone Engineering

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Star Shards Collected:	118
Towns Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of the real world crushing your dreams and making you question your life choices? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the soul-sucking job market by building your own empire in a virtual world where the only termination you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper.

Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?

So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

Bald by Choice Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where baldness is not only accepted, it’s encouraged!

Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.

So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!

Brother’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by my buff brother who will challenge you to a push-up contest before you can even start playing. But don’t worry, once you prove your strength, you’ll have access to our exclusive diamond mine where the diamonds are so big, you’ll need a forklift to carry them all. So come join us at DoobyBros and get ready for a wild ride of muscles, diamonds, and maybe even a little bit of sibling rivalry.

Minecraft SMP: /sdg/ – Stable Diffusion General

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Towns Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!