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Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

Big Arm Minecraft Server

Alluring, Arm, arm size, big, big arm, bold, controversial, desire, flirtatious, innuendo, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, playful, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Server, sucking, Suggestive, taboo, teasing, Tempting

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are almost as big as an arm but don’t worry, they won’t bite…unless you ask nicely! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and maybe even make friends with a zombie or two. Rumor has it that our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Suck it up and join the fun!

Futa Lover Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2261
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind (and maybe something else)? Look no further! Our server is filled with futa players who are ready to show you a good time. Imagine building your dream castle while getting down on your knees to worship a cute futa girl’s big veiny cock. It’s a wild ride filled with hot, tasty loads and endless possibilities. Join us now and let the futa fantasies come to life!

Exposed Redhead Girl Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Blackmail, Cheating, Conversations, exbf, explicit, EXPOSED, fucking, girl, Humiliation, kik, Minecraft, MONEY, nudes, redhead, Revenge, scandal, Screenshots, sexting, smp, sucking, xuxu1133

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2129
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and scandal! Our server is like a virtual soap opera, with twists and turns at every corner. Witness the redhead girl who was exposed by her ex for her scandalous activities, including sucking and fucking for money. We’ve got screenshots of conversations, nudes, and more juicy gossip than you can handle. So what are you waiting for? Kik xuxu1133 to join the chaos and madness of our Minecraft SMP today!

SisSucksMCServer

awkward, BETRAYAL, Caught, Confrontation, dick, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, family, inappropriate, scandalous, Shocked, sibling rivalry, SisSucksMCServer, sister, sucking, Surprise, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, walked in

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6420	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player walked in on their sister sucking some dick…oh wait, that’s not a reason to join our server, that’s just a crazy anecdote. But hey, if you want to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where anything can happen, then this is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected surprises around every corner. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

QueenFemanon’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, black penis, cock tribute, empowerment, femanon, gender reassignment surgery, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAAM, Minecraft, passing, Prison, pronoun change, Pronouns, QueenFemanons, Respect, self love, Server, she/her, sucking, transformation, Transgender

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crops Grown:	6823
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	2217
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Hey there fellow gamers, are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as my gender reassignment surgery journey? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where anything is possible, just like me finally becoming the real woman I was always meant to be.

Not only will you have the chance to build and explore in a virtual world, but you’ll also have the opportunity to show off your mad skills and maybe even get a cock tribute from some big daddy players. Trust me, I know a thing or two about sucking huge black penis – it’s a skill I honed in prison and now I’m ready to take it to the next level in Minecraft.

So come on, join us on this outrageous server where pronouns are respected and gender reassignment surgery stories are celebrated. Who knows, you might even find yourself transforming in ways you never imagined. See you in the game, ma’am!

Cringe Wedding Minecraft Server

6-month anniversary, Celebrates, chinese communist party, concerts, CopyPaste, cover, cringe, cringe wedding, death, DESPERATE, Events, flaccid cock, forces, Girls, Minecraft, project hope, Projections, Promise rebrand, quarterly returns, Server, shilling, sucking, voice pack, Wedding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1944
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ores Mined:	9321

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a voice pack that forces all the girls to do cringe wedding voices – it’s like a virtual bridal party every day! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special event where we suck on the Chinese Communist Party’s flaccid cock… wait, what? Don’t worry, it’s just a joke… maybe.

But that’s not all! We have copypaste concerts and events that will blow your mind. And to top it all off, we even celebrate the 6-month anniversary of Project Hope’s death… I mean, the Promise rebrand. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is Cover getting so desperate, you ask? Who knows, maybe they just want to join our crazy, outrageous, and totally insane Minecraft server! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself.

Minecraft’s Vanilla Lifesteal Server: Sucking the Fun Out of Others!

ANCHOR, Community, crystal, Discord, Duping, ELYTRA, Fun, Griefing, Grinding, LifeSteal, Lifestyle, LOGGING, loyalty, Minecrafts, ONLINE, power, PvP, Reset, rules, Server, sucking, Survival, Top, Vanilla

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Minecraft LS Server Overview:

Server Name	Minecraft LS
Server Type	Lifestyle Server
Rules	Griefing allowed No Crystal PvP or Anchor PvP No Combat Logging No Elytras No Cheats (xray, Hacks) No addons to find bases No alts Must be a loyal player Server resets if players request it

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the Minecraft LS server.
What duping methods are allowed?	Many duping methods are allowed as long as they do not duplicate major items like hearts, diamonds, or netherite.
What PvP methods are not allowed?	Crystal PvP and Anchor PvP are not allowed as they are considered to be overpowered.
Are cheats like xray or hacks allowed?	No, cheats like xray or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Can players use alts?	No, the use of alts is not allowed on the server.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets frequently if players request it.

Join the Minecraft LS server here

Crafty Trans Adventures

Adventures, Crafty, dream, fucking, Gender Identity, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, sexual orientation, sucking, tgirl, Trans, Transgender, transgender acceptance, transgender community, transgender discussion, transgender empowerment, transgender experience, transgender forum, transgender stories, transgender support, transgender visibility

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Animals Bred:	158	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest fantasies of sucking and fucking a t girl! Our community is full of like-minded players who are ready to share their experiences and maybe even roleplay a steamy encounter or two. So why settle for the same old adventures when you can join us for a truly unforgettable and NSFW Minecraft experience? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Cunts & Big Niggas Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	280
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Balance: Advancement vs Preservation

#sustainability, advancement, balance, Balancing, challenge, CHANGE, cost effective, Crafty, Development, Ethics, Future, growth, hidden cost, Impact, innovation, preservation, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, society, Technology, Value

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TALKING SHEEP, BABY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL DIAMOND ARMOR FOR CHEAP! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKEN BOSS THAT DROPS GOLDEN APPLES LIKE IT’S NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

SO, WHAT ARE U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Neolithic Oasis – Oued Beht

Ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, ancient cultures, ancient farming techniques, ancient societies, Archaeological excavation, Archaeological Findings, archaeological survey, Beht, cultural history, farming society, historical discovery, historical research, historical significance, Mediterranean prehistory, morocco, Neolithic, Neolithic settlement, Neolithic society, North Africa, Oasis, Oued, Oued Beht, prehistoric era, prehistoric society

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Zombie Dances:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

OMG GUYS, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?!?! IT’S LIKE DIS COVERED NEOLITHIC SOCIETY IN OUED BEHT, MOROCCO BUT IN MINECRAFT FORM!!!!

JOIN DIS SERVER AND DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD OF BLOCKY ADVENTURE, WHERE YOU CAN BE A FARMING SOCIETY FROM 3400-2900 BC!!!! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, YOU CAN BE A NEOLITHIC FARMER IN MINECRAFT, HOW COOL IS DAT?!?!

SHED NEW LIGHT ON NORTH AFRICA’S ROLE IN MEDITERRANEAN PREHISTORY BY JOINING DIS SERVER AND BUILDING EPIC FARMS AND ANCIENT STRUCTURES!!!! WHO NEEDS ARCHAEOLOGY WHEN YOU CAN JUST PLAY MINECRAFT, AMIRITE?!?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN DIS SERVER, BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY DISCOVERIES YOU’LL MAKE IN THE BLOCKY WORLD OF MINECRAFT?!?! LET’S GET DIGGING, Y’ALL!!!! 🤪🤣🤣🤣

Big Blocky Bunch – Minecraft Server

big, blocky, bunch, Chuuba birthday calendar, ducks, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Twitch Clips, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, viewer count, virtual reality, VOD archival, vtuber community, vtuber swarm, vtuber threads, youtube equivalent

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1349
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Animals Bred:	185	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further, because this server is for indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why settle for the mainstream when you can hang out with the cool kids who are slightly less popular?

Got a vtuber crush with only 499 viewers? Don’t worry, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here! We’re all about supporting the underdogs, even if they’re just one member corpo with less than 1000 CCV.

Check out our /lig/ Numbers website to see who’s hot and who’s not in the indie vtuber scene. And don’t forget to spin the /lig/ Wheel of Names for a chance to win… well, nothing really, but it’s fun!

Join now for a chance to celebrate chuuba birthdays, exchange Koikatsu cards (SEEEEEEEEEX), and discuss all things vtuber-related. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a duck or two on our server. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the virtual world!

FANTOM LINK Minecraft SMP GODS

Altcoin, Analysis, Blockchain, comparison, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Fantom, FTM, Gods, growth, investing, Link, long-term investment., market, Minecraft, Performance, price, profit, smp, strategy, Trading, trend

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	New Chunks Explored:	251719
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic SMP out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the diamonds on our server are actually made of pure gold, and the zombies drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with ridiculous loot. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DressCraft: FlatterMeFabulously

body flaunting, body positivity, body shaming, bridesmaid drama, bridesmaid etiquette, DressCraft, family conflict, fashion choices, FlatterMeFabulously, floor length dress, navy blue dress, off the shoulder sleeves, postpartum body, self-confidence, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister drama, tight waist, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	282
Votes:	5042	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that your blocky avatar must wear navy blue dresses! Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But speaking of ridiculous, let me tell you about the time I (21f) became a bridesmaid for my sister’s (30f) wedding.

So my sister got engaged after getting pregnant, and she’s all stressed out about the wedding. She demanded all the bridesmaids wear navy blue dresses, so I went out and got this stunning dress that accentuated my waist and made me feel like a Minecraft model. When I showed it to her, she freaked out and accused me of trying to steal her spotlight. Like, sis, I’m just trying to look good for the creepers, okay?

Long story short, she banned me from the wedding because my dress was too “skimpy” for her postpartum body. But hey, I’m not returning this dress, it cost me diamonds! So if you want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion, come on over. Just leave your navy blue dresses at home, okay?

NudeFam Minecraft SMP

acceptance, body positivity, Boundaries, comfort, Communication, culture, family, Individuality, Minecraft, norms, NudeFam, nudity, Open-mindedness, Opinions, personal beliefs, privacy, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, smp, social constructs, Taboos, VALUES

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Star Shards Collected:	179
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mines Excavated:	1920	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our SMP is all about pushing boundaries and breaking taboos! We encourage nudity within our Minecraft families because why should pixels have to wear clothes? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous skins and hilarious hijinks. Who knows, you might even find your long lost pixelated cousin and have a family reunion like no other! So come on, join our server and let your Minecraft family flag fly!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.