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ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	6368
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3612
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ores Mined:	9266
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?

Melting Iceberg Madness

arctic ice, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental catastrophe, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland Ice Sheet, ice loss, ice melt, iceberg, madness, melting, melting ice, ocean levels, polar ice caps, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7136
Towns Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runes Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!

AlexandriaSMP

admin team, AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, Builds, Challenges, Community, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Fun, Interaction, landscapes, Minecraft, player-driven, Players, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, Voting, world generation

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	18
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced Admin Team	Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System	No need for land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

A: Visit our website or join our Discord to get started.

Q: Is there an age requirement to play on the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join AlexandriaSMP.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to. They can be found on our website or Discord server.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

CarCraft Rate 1.20.3

1.20.3, automobile rating, automotive rating, car appraisal, car critique, car evaluation, car feedback, car rating, car rating app, car rating community, car rating platform, car rating system, car rating website, car review, CarCraft, long tail tags, Rate, Rate my car, rate my ride, rate my vehicle, vehicle evaluation, vehicle rating, vehicle review

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Bro, forget about cars, come join this Minecraft server where you can build the sickest rides ever!

We got creepers that explode like nitrous, Endermen that teleport like fast cars, and villagers that trade like shady used car salesmen.

Join us if you want to pimp out your Minecraft ride with diamond rims, obsidian spoilers, and redstone-powered engines that go vroom vroom.

Forget about horsepower, on this server, we measure speed in blocks per second!

So if you want to race against other players in custom-built tracks or just cruise around in style, this is the place for you.

Don’t be a noob, join us now and show off your epic Minecraft car creations!